Jennifer Aniston InStyle Cover March 2012: Everyone Else Can Just Go Home (PHOTOS)

Most of the March mag covers are out: Eva Mendes on Marie Claire, Amanda Seyfried on the (newly redesigned) Glamour, Kylie & Kendall Jenner on Teen Vogue, Gwyneth on Harper's Bazaar, et al. (We haven't seen Vogue or Allure yet, although we know Kim Kardashian gets the Allure cover girl honor, and Vogue is probably going to be Adele, right?)

But hear our brave prediction: the new Jennifer Aniston InStyle March cover is going to trounce them all.

Why? Glad you asked!

1. One of her previous InStyle covers (February 2006) was already the best selling issue ever.

2. She's the top-selling celebrity face, according to Forbes. Out of, you know, ALL the celebrities.

3. And she's still selling, years after "Friends" sputtered to an end: her July 2011 Marie Claire cover was the best seller of the year.

It's not like the new Jennifer issue appears to have any salacious new quotes, from what we can tell -- she shoots down the feuding-with-Angelina rumors yet AGAIN -- but when it comes to newsstand sales, content doesn't seem to matter.

Face it, America: we simply love us some Jen Aniston.

Check out Jen's cover below, as well as the other March covers which will surely get buried at the newsstand amidst the Aniston frenzy.

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Comments

[almchrl13]

01:34 AM on 04/21/2012

Jen is like 60 or 70 by now right?

[Skiwee]

03:22 PM on 02/10/2012

She's very healthy looking....that's about it!

[Tara Mofid]

03:02 PM on 02/08/2012

almost everyone is beautiful but waste in face-

[ditto2u]

09:02 AM on 02/08/2012

I have to agree - Eva Mendes looks queer as she looks nothing like herself. Also, Elizabeth Banks has a different look to her.

[ethiopia1a]

08:30 AM on 02/08/2012

There are three things I never want to hear about ever again. (1) who Jen is dating. (2) how much weight Kristi Alley has gained or lost. (3) Any news at all about the Kardashians.

[Woodsie]

10:14 AM on 02/08/2012

Couldn't agree more.

[melanielpc]

04:34 PM on 02/08/2012

Awwww EEEEEE!!!!!!!

[ethiopia1a]

08:14 AM on 02/09/2012

Hey Mel.love ur avatar.

[iconico62]

04:06 AM on 02/08/2012

She is average. Of course the average American woman finds her beautiful because, like they say, the average American is below average. Most mistake her celebrity for beauty.

[Ginnie DAgostino Gibson]

06:27 PM on 02/08/2012

Agree.

[sf girl]

11:53 PM on 02/07/2012

That's a terrible cover of Eva Mendes in the slide show. What did they do to her face?

[Holly Birt]

11:19 PM on 02/07/2012

I thinks she looks great; she looks sunny and happy, what's not to like?

[Poolboy4U]

10:34 PM on 02/07/2012

I have never been attracted to any actress as long as I have to Jennifer Aniston.

[almchrl13]

01:37 AM on 04/21/2012

You're using the word actress mighty loosely.
Meryl Streep is an actress.
Jen is a tabloid celebrity who appear in the same film with different titles over and over again.

[hotbarb2614]

09:53 PM on 02/07/2012

Sorry but Angelina has it all, Looks ,kids,talent,goodwill and Brad

[duze]

03:56 AM on 02/08/2012

Angelina had it all before Brad and the kids. Angelina doesn't need any of them to be upfront. She is smoldering all by herself. Jennifer looks like a cheerleader next to her. If she hadn't been married to Brad Pitt she would have always been known as the anoymous looking girl on Friends, average at best. Nothing stands out about her, nothing that would stop you in a crowd or even notice her at all. Don't know who her publisher is, but they should try another tactic other than trying to push her into the beautiful category when she will never be anything more than an average looking fresh face girl, no matter what. She will never catch up to Angelina's (with or without Brad) talent in any form or fashion. The very idea that Jennifer could even be referred to as an actress with Angelina in the same category is a joke. Jennifer has a long way to go.....if ever to catch up with Angelina. Real stars shine in the daytime.

[Jimboshack]

08:40 PM on 02/08/2012

She is a much better screen comedienne than Jolie.
Jolie is a much better dramatic and action film actress, however.

[2B]

01:26 PM on 02/08/2012

Yep, she has it all -- hard drug abuse, self-mutilation, disrespect for others relationships including credit for the breakup of Johnny Depp's fourteen year relationship with Vanessa Paradis. You are right; she's got everything in the book -- the DSM that is.

[SilverSpotted]

04:21 PM on 02/08/2012

Hey 2B, Ms. Jolie did have a troubled young life before she turned it around herself, adopting orphans, being a UN Goodwill Ambassador. Good for her! That all happened before she met Mr. Pitt. Ms. Aniston, on the other hand, is just tediously self-obsessed, with herself, her looks, the color of her highlights, her hairstyle, and the shape of her toned calf. Can't blame Mr. Pitt for being bored and looked elsewhere. Marriage should not be an emotional death sentence. He surely upgraded well to Ms. Jolie, who is raising 6 children with him. Good for him!

[playsindirt]

05:23 PM on 02/08/2012

You need to quit getting your info from the check-out line. Depp and Paradis are still together. As to the cutting and drugs - what people do in their youths to cope with personal problems is no one's business. And it is remarkable how she has evolved. Maybe you should try a little evolving yourself.

[Janie Luevano]

09:46 PM on 02/07/2012

what makes jennifer beautiful ; is she has class, jane

[WESTistheman]

09:35 PM on 02/07/2012

I don't like her politics but she is still better looking than 90% of women that are 25 years her junior. Gotta give her that

[leskataus]

03:17 AM on 02/11/2012

What politics? This woman never talks about anything besides herself.

[bdazz]

09:26 PM on 02/07/2012

I think Jen has an almost perfect life. I can't say completely perfect because that just does not happen..well maybe for G. Paltrow..but everyone else it's almost perfect. She seems to have found her happy place right now...

[playsindirt]

05:36 PM on 02/08/2012

Perfect life? She lives in a bubble surrounded by people who are only there because she either pays them to be or because, in all likelihood, they want to gain something from her association. She can't go anywhere because she's followed by photogs. She has no privacy. Her talent is questioned constantly and her movies are almost always poorly reviewed. She spends her days starving and exercising because her career would evaporate should she gain 20 pounds. And she's over 40 now so her shelf-life is nearing expiration. She couldn't bring herself to take a break from films to nurture her relationship wth her fabulous movie star husband so he went elsewhere to find a woman who wanted a family life and a bigger existence. Said husband has since hinted in the press that being married to her is like watching paint dry. Money and fame don't keep you warm at night, and that goofy boyfriend she has now will probably be gone when they're done doing press for their new film. Perfect? Only to the naked eye.

[bdazz]

05:47 PM on 02/08/2012

Sounds like you are in her bubble since you seem to know so much. None the less..she has a fab life in my eye.

[almchrl13]

01:38 AM on 04/21/2012

If only she REALLY had a film career.

[summer261987]

09:24 PM on 02/07/2012

a very pretty and funny gal! love her! ;)

[AlaskanWannaB]

08:56 PM on 02/07/2012

I think Eva Mendes is beautiful. Jen is, too...

Aw....what the heck...everyone is beautiful.

[NINA B]

01:04 AM on 02/08/2012

In their own waaaay.

[AlaskanWannaB]

11:25 AM on 02/08/2012

True, dat. LOL!!!!

[AlaskanWannaB]

11:26 AM on 02/08/2012

P.S. Loved that song, too..