Mothers everywhere used to warn their children to wear clean underwear in case they got in an accident, but this guy apparently didn't get the message.
Police arrested a man they said was running naked from the scene of a car crash near Cleveland on Wednesday, TV station WEWS reports.
The nude man (to be fair, he was wearing a pair of socks) was either the driver or passenger in a blue Ford Taurus that collided with another car at 2 a.m. in Beachwood, Ohio, the station said.
Cops charged the Torriano Brown with driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol and reckless driving, Patch reports. His passenger Willie Chandler was busted for alleged weapon possession, but police wouldn't tell Patch which suspect was in the buff.
There were no public nudity charges, but the incident calls to mind a long list of things you can't do naked, such as a woman who exposed herself on her daughter's schoolbus and a man who went fishing in his birthday suit.