If ever KFC/Chick-Fil-A/McDonalds need a spokesman, they'd be SO LUCKY to get Werner Herzog. In the brilliantly self-contained video below from directors Siri Bunford and Tom Streithorst, it takes Herzog less than a minute to eviscerate the entire subspecies of chicken. Or actually, 3 seconds. "The enormity of their stupidity is just overwhelming." Bam!
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