Halle Berry 'Dark Tide' Poster Centers On Awful Bikini Top (PHOTO, VIDEO)

If you've been slacking on your Halle Berry beat like we have, you probably were unaware that she is starring in an upcoming film called "Dark Tide."

From the trailer (below), we get the gist: intrepid diver, blood-thirsty shark, big storm, lots of screaming. But one look at the newly released movie poster and all we can focus on is that bikini top.

Halle's Rorschach Test of a bathing suit is front and center, dwarfing co-star (and fiance) Olivier Martinez's head. It's like the blue flowers -- or faceless blue Care Bears, because that's what they look like to us -- are the star of the movie, with Halle and Olivier just supporting actors.

And while there are some bathing suits we'd pay to see, this is not one of them.

Check it out below. Are you as turned off by this swimsuit as we are?

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Comments

[camore143]

10:45 AM on 09/18/2012

This movie is already out on DVD.

[Miriam Smith]

01:04 PM on 04/05/2012

It's just a swim suit get over it.

[daniele7ster]

07:20 PM on 02/13/2012

It looks like something from Target!

[dil123]

06:45 PM on 02/13/2012

Oh, shoot this thread was suppose to be about the bikini. It's heinous, but nowhere as bad as the movie seems.

[Red45]

12:21 AM on 02/13/2012

It looks like it came off the $2 clearance rack at walmart.

[joeyjojoshabadoojr72]

08:35 PM on 02/12/2012

looks fine. dont see a problem here.

[demisfine]

05:51 PM on 02/12/2012

The prints distorts her beautiful body.

[goodmarina]

02:58 PM on 02/12/2012

So now ... entertainment news is not REPORTED - it's FABRICATED?

[Jakesmom]

02:26 PM on 02/12/2012

This looks like a Syfy movie.

[Highball]

06:34 PM on 09/17/2012

It does. But then again, it is directed by the same guy who "Blue Crush" which I actually love. Can't help it. :)

[simonbugatti]

08:22 AM on 02/11/2012

I can't possibly see what's wrong with that bikini, but thanks to the Huff Post for finding something new to moan about. Run out of Republicans?

[Duppy]

08:35 PM on 02/10/2012

huh?

[Samirah1368]

07:50 PM on 02/10/2012

That poster sucks and yes the bikini does too

[ZeroCoke]

06:43 PM on 02/10/2012

E||ieKrupnick_ofthehuffingtonpost,

aren't your embarrassed that you are responsible for this article?

[johnweythek]

06:06 PM on 02/10/2012

i don't like how the bathing suit is... there.

[Highball]

06:34 PM on 09/17/2012

Heh. I was going to say the same thing. :)

[roberteolsen]

05:35 PM on 02/10/2012

This is a world-class stupid article.