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Sh*t My Pets Ruined (PHOTOS)

The Huffington Post     First Posted: 02/ 9/2012 8:52 am   Updated: 02/10/2012 4:39 am

Anyone who's ever come home to find food, furniture, shoes or other household items destroyed by a pet knows it's a conflicting feeling. On one hand, you're furious. On the other hand, that look of guilt coming from the pet you love so much is kind of adorable. How could you stay mad at that?

Sibling creators of parenting blog "Sh*t My Kids Ruined" Brian and Julie totally get it. They've launched a spin-off site for people to send in photos of their pets' paths of destruction called, of course, "Sh*t My Pets Ruined." Now you might be sick of hearing about anything that starts with that word, but don't worry. There isn't a single video listing what "sh*t people say" on the site!

Instead, it's a place for pet owners to share funny pictures but also their undeniable frustrations. Brian and Julie insist that the content is always punctuated by the fact that pets are the best: "Because behind the mess, after all, is an adorable, loving creature who doesn't know any better. Mostly," Brian said.

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Anyone who's ever come home to find food, furniture, shoes or other household items destroyed by a pet knows it's a conflicting feeling. On one hand, you're furious. On the other hand, that look of gu...
Anyone who's ever come home to find food, furniture, shoes or other household items destroyed by a pet knows it's a conflicting feeling. On one hand, you're furious. On the other hand, that look of gu...
 
 
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01:32 AM on 02/15/2012
My amazing chocolate eating dog downed an entire large box of valentine chocolates, in return he had a spoon of hydrogen peroxide, and I had a lot of chocolate vomit all over everything.

Ya, thats him in the avatar, pretty amazing huh? All hail the sofa king.
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10:56 AM on 02/14/2012
I once had a siamese cat (along with a few other mixed breed cats) and a great dane/german shepherd mix dog. I taught the dog to be very gentle with the cats, and she was. The siamese realized that he could boss the dog around with no fear of retaliation, and actually used different sounds to get the dog to sit or lie down. I thought that was hilarious. The dog did not.

One day, a friend gave me a stuffed animal siamese cat that was incredibly life-like, and I am sure was rather expensive. After a day of being bossed around by the real siamese, my dog went into my bedroom and came back with the stuffed cat, and stood in front of the real thing and whined to get the cat's attention. As soon as the cat looked up, my dog ripped that stuffed animal to shreds then walked away leaving the pieces of the stuffed animal on the floor. I stood by and watched the whole thing - which only took a little over a minute once the dog got the cat's attention. After that, the dog and the siamese achieved a sort of peace treaty, and the cat left the dog alone.
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05:47 PM on 02/11/2012
my dog ate a 1200 sofa right in the corner, almost new! well, you want a pet you have to pay the price.
02:57 PM on 02/11/2012
I think the bird wants to lean his abcs.
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repugnicansfearme
Here endeth the lesson.
09:08 AM on 02/11/2012
How about "Sh*t This Cliched Phrase Is Tiresome"?
Or, "Saying The Word Sh*t Makes Me Funny"?
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alguien
05:12 PM on 02/10/2012
have a 4 month old puppy right now. fortunately, she hasn't been much into the destruction thing-yet. she's so far limited herself to loose paper towels & things made of foam.
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karen lyons kalmenson
i poem/paint, sometimes, i ain't
03:46 PM on 02/10/2012
i sure wish my bucky boy was still alive...homewrecker par excellence♥☻
01:44 PM on 02/10/2012
My pug ate an entire pint of Hagen Daaz butter pecan ice cream once. Boy o' boy was that a fun time......NOT....there was literally poop everywhere........everywhere!

I always tell my fiancee "don't leave the grocery bags on the kitchen floor, put the food away first because the cat and pug will eat anything that isn't cardboard". (Hard-headed I tell ya)After a long night of cleaning the floors and washing the dog, I think he learned his lesson.
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gemini68
01:34 PM on 02/10/2012
Number 6 is a true photo shop Fail
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ESJ247
I eat micro-bio with milk.
12:06 PM on 02/10/2012
The dog always blames it on the cat.
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Mrsbean54
09:38 AM on 02/10/2012
Our dog ripped up a feather pillow once....he sneezed for so long after that that you couldn't be mad at him. Poor baby.
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Vballboy60
The Dudes abides...with the moderation
05:20 AM on 02/10/2012
So why the heavy moderation of comments in other parts of HuffPo and not in the comedy section?
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Vballboy60
The Dudes abides...with the moderation
05:20 AM on 02/10/2012
testing....1,2,3....(tapping monitor)....is this thing on?
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ChelleAgain
It's Chelle ... again.
02:07 AM on 02/10/2012
My kitten actually prefer to take the toilet paper inside the tub to mangle it. That's how they roll. (Yeah, I said it -- it's not just punny, but extra punny.) But at least it's 7th Generation.

They've ruined 2 sets of sheets, the keyboard on a laptop, and my nerves.

The dogs are sorta cool with stuff, but the Dachshund will kill any toy you give her. Every Christmas she gets her present, and then we take it from her 10 minutes later so that she doesn't swallow the pieces.
02:15 PM on 02/10/2012
Don't buy her things with small pieces
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ChelleAgain
It's Chelle ... again.
05:54 PM on 02/10/2012
I don't buy her things with small pieces -- she makes them have small pieces. This is why she doesn't have toys while unsupervised.
01:01 AM on 02/10/2012
Reading everyone's comments on their pets made me laugh. I have to share something...when my husband and I got married, I started collecting ornaments at Christmas. Beautiful victorian ornaments usually related to classic Christmas Movies such as 'It's A Wonderful Life'
After raising our kids and keeping these ornaments in mint condition, my first Christmas as an empty nester, my husband had a loving idea with good intentions. He had a dog, and I always wanted a kitten. It was Christmas eve, and when he 'let the cat out of the bag' so to speak, the dog was waiting, chased it up my Christmas tree, the tree fell, and almost all of my ornaments...sniffle...broke. I laugh now, but I will never forget that night...and giving my youngest daughter a new Kitten on Christmas day.
03:27 AM on 02/10/2012
The last "real" Christmas tree I drug in was 20' tall and my children and spouse deserted and when AWOL about half way through the decorating process. After spending 8 hours decorating along, the following day my 35 lb cat decided to climb it and of course, that was the end of that.
01:32 PM on 02/10/2012
35lb cat...OMG! I'm surprised they could climb a Christmas tree with all that cushion. lol