Valentine's Day is a weird holiday in many ways.
Although it started out as a day to honor one or more early Christian martyrs named Saint Valentine, since the 1840s, it has been a manufactured holiday used to sell cards, chocolate, flowers and other romantic gifts.
But romance is in the eye of the beholder and not every person or relationship appreciates the one-size-fits-all approach to gifts of love.
Especially someone who is weird.
Don't worry, HuffPost Weird News has come to your rescue with a list of bizarre gifts sure to get your beloved's heart racing.
Whether that's a good thing is up to you. We can't do everything.
WEIRDEST VALENTINE'S GIFTS GALLERY
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