Legally Binding Valentine: Experience Love To The Fullest Extent Of The Law

Looking to send a Valentine that's online, charming and can hold up in court? Then we found the perfect thing for you.

There's a fun form over on Docracy that allows you to fill out and email a mad-lib style, legally binding valentine's day message to your special someone. With just a few clicks and an e-signature you can send a "romantic yet legally defensible" to the person of your choice.

Check out a screenshot below:

You might be wondering, why on earth would I want to legally obligate someone to hang out with me on Valentine's Day? Well, lawyers might get a kick out of it. Control freaks would certainly like it. Paranoid lovers, ironic people -- the list goes on and on. We just like the absurdity and simplicity of it all. H/T to Patrick Borelli who tweeted it earlier!

For more Valentine's Day humor check out 15 funny (and cynical) Someecards here, the 13 most unromantic Valentine's Day gifts ever here, and 15 funny quotes about the holiday below:

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• Lewis Black

  "Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone." -<a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-february-10-1999/back-in-black---valentine-s-day" target="_hplink">Lewis Black</a>

• Greg Giraldo

  "Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now <i>everyone</i>'s like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!" -<a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=82075&title=greg-giraldo-valentines-day" target="_hplink">Greg Giraldo</a>

• Jimmy Fallon

  "Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all." -<a href="http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/valentines-day/1200951" target="_hplink">Jimmy Fallon (as Robert Pattinson)</a>

• Ed Helms

  "February is a month of months, and there is one special day: Valentine's Day on the 14th. I know it's still a ways off, but I just can't wait. Janice, if you're watching, will you make me the happiest man in the world and get out of my apartment?" -<a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-february-4-2003/mark-your-calendar---february" target="_hplink">Ed Helms</a>

• Russ Meneve

  "Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't know how to break this to you but I think she's banging your dad!'" -<a href="http://comedians.jokes.com/russ-meneve/videos/russ-meneve---valentine-s-day/" target="_hplink">Russ Meneve</a>

• Laura Kightlinger

  "It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'" -<a href="http://comedians.jokes.com/laura-kightlinger/videos/laura-kightlinger---who-could-love-you" target="_hplink">Laura Kightlinger</a>

• Mo Rocca

  "I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day." -<a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-february-13-2001/blackentine-s-day" target="_hplink">Mo Rocca</a>

• George Lopez

  "The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.'" -<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR6JRIx_hFE" target="_hplink">George Lopez</a>

• Jon Stewart

  "Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything." -<a href="http://www.logan.ws/quotes/valentines-day.asp" target="_hplink">Jon Stewart</a>

• David Letterman

  <strong>Valentine's Day money-saving tips: </strong> <br> Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. <br> In place of bubble bath, use lavender-scented dish-washing liquid. <br> Forget rose petals. Sprinkle the bed with sliced beets! <br> -<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SowhnUYSWqU&feature=player_embedded" target="_hplink">David Letterman</a>

• Mike Birbiglia's Childhood Valentines

  "I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore!" -<a href="http://comedians.jokes.com/mike-birbiglia/videos/mike-birbiglia---valentine-s-day-cards/" target="_hplink">Mike Birbiglia</a>

• Jay Leno

  "Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day." -<a href="http://www.suite101.com/content/funny-valentines-day-quotes-and-sayings-a92446" target="_hplink">Jay Leno</a>

• Aisha Tyler

  "Every year, girls are like, 'This is the year I get diamonds!' And guys are like, 'This is the year I get a blowjob!' Everybody's disappointed." -<a href="http://comedians.jokes.com/aisha-tyler/videos/aisha-tyler---valentine-s-day" target="_hplink">Aisha Tyler</a>

• Doug Mellard

  "Let me tell you why I hate Valentine's day: Because a few years ago on Valentine's night I thought I would have nice romantic evening in with the lady. Little did I know, that same night, her ex boyfriend decided he would win her heart back. And being the sweet, romantic guy that he is, he thought the best way to do this was to get all coked up and then jump through a window and TRY TO MURDER ME... You know what, it worked. They're still together." -<a href="http://comedians.jokes.com/doug-mellard/videos/doug-mellard---valentine-s-day" target="_hplink">Doug Mellard</a>

• Stephen Colbert

  "Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old." -<a href="http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/182665/february-14-2007/safe-sex-for-senior-citizens" target="_hplink">Stephen Colbert</a>