10 Of The Weirdest Things For Sale On Amazon (VIDEO)

So, you're in the market for some wolf pee? No problemo, just head over to Amazon.com where you can find that among many other gems available for your purchase.

You can hand over a fistful of your hard earned cash in exchange for a duck carcass press machine thing, or maybe you'd like a book about wooden toilet seats.

Or maybe you need some extra uranium ore because, really, who doesn't?

Check all the must have purchases in the video above.

Also on HuffPost:

Craigslist also has its fair share of strange listings:

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[theyedster]

12:26 AM on 02/15/2012

I dare anyone to buy those "ladybugs".

Un Kentucky Ag: http://bit.ly/EcV7

[SukiTheCat]

11:44 PM on 02/14/2012

I actually have a pet fountain...it's supposed to filter the water, not sure if it does, and I change the water pretty often anyway, but my cat loves drinking water from the fountain

[Cynth]

11:40 PM on 02/14/2012

Not on this list, but reviews for the vaginal spacula are hilarious: http://www.amazon.com/Vaginal-Specula-Disposable-Pack-10/dp/B000FFCS1O/ref=pd_sbs_indust_30

...and the Ninja Folding Grappling Hook: http://www.amazon.com/Ninja-Folding-Grappling-Finish-Functional/dp/B000HKSSLQ/ref=pd_sbs_hpc_7

...and the Testicle Self Exam Form: http://www.amazon.com/3B-Scientific-W43014-Testicle-Self/dp/B005OSVZN4/ref=pd_sbs_hpc_35

[TabaskoKat]

07:22 PM on 02/17/2012

i like the ad for the vaginal spacula........lol..spatula

5 for a dozen new, does that mean there is an option for used?

[Cynth]

11:17 PM on 02/17/2012

Ewww... I hadn't seen that!

[Mr Crabs]

11:35 PM on 02/14/2012

For those too lazy to throw away their own garbage, craigslist.

[theyedster]

12:18 AM on 02/15/2012

It's the perfect recycling program. Anything that has a chance, get's a chance.

[caland]

11:12 PM on 02/14/2012

God Help Texas*

*Fixed that for you.

[Noble]

10:38 PM on 02/14/2012

You get the feeling a city person who doesn't get out much writes these lists. I've seen more useless crap sold in Wal-Mart.

[Mindy Czech]

10:33 PM on 02/14/2012

The uranium ore listing has the funniest reviews ever. My wife and I were reading them a couple weeks ago and just dying with laughter.

[Cynth]

11:23 PM on 02/14/2012

Thanks for the pointer -- it's hilarious! Here's the link for people who want to see the reviews: http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1329279702&sr=8-4

[TabaskoKat]

07:27 PM on 02/17/2012

lmao

forget the description

scroll down further and there is a section titled" what customers also bought" and there was a book about how to make a bomb

lmao

The Making of the Atomic Bomb by Richard Rhodes

[MissMiniMonster]

09:56 PM on 02/14/2012

I have seen the "God Bless Texas" lights in more than one yard around here (Dallas area).

I must also admit that I have two of those fountains for my cats. Yes, they do look like urinals now that I think about it. They love them, though, and it is said that the movement of the water encourages the cats to drink more.

As for the Smokey the Bear thing, I am sure he got some responses. There are weirder hobbies out there.

[planetjeffy]

08:37 PM on 02/14/2012

wood toilet seat industry = birch john society

one of those punch lines I get to use every 20 years

[Euglena Vorticella]

08:58 PM on 02/14/2012

my kind of humor, and, NOT EVERYONE gets me! hahahahah

[NoblesseOblige]

10:34 PM on 02/14/2012

Too Funny. Thank you. :D

[deepintheheartoftejas]

08:17 PM on 02/14/2012

Huh, I had no idea craiglist and Amazon were the same thing.

[johnjohn4321]

08:06 PM on 02/14/2012

Put two things together that have never been put together before some ----- will buy it . G. Carlin.

[osofar]

07:43 PM on 02/14/2012

These lists are indeed stupid.

[Judith Jaehn]

07:04 PM on 02/14/2012

Idiots.......

[BonzaSheila]

07:38 PM on 02/14/2012

Fanned for your micro-bio - thank you for helping animals!

[PhloxJeana]

06:46 PM on 02/14/2012

The robot painting. If I'm going to list something for all of the world to see, an image that could be preserved forever, I think I'm going to tidy up just a little bit, at least shove all the crap out of the camera's view. Doesn't exactly make me want to buy it.

[TabaskoKat]

07:29 PM on 02/17/2012

yeah i agree

thats bad product presentation

[peachfuzz]

06:42 PM on 02/14/2012

The ladybugs aren't weird at all ... ebay had them too for treatment of roses.