Amazon's Weirdest Products: 10 Absurd Items You Can Actually Buy

You can find some pretty weird stuff at online retail giant Amazon.com. And we're not just talking about discovering a secret stash of cocaine tucked into a used textbook (something that really happened this year to a college student from Kansas). We're talking about totally wacky products that you can browse right now on Amazon.

If you happen to be searching for wolf urine, a dead animal's behind or a Sigmund Freud action figure, you'll find them all on Amazon, plus a few other oddities that will leave most shoppers scratching their heads.

A 32-ounce container of wolf urine will cost you $31.95, and, according to its reviewers, it's useful as a child-repellent and tastes great with OJ. (The rest of its reviews are equally strange.)

You can snag a Sigmund Freud action figure for just $9.30, and, with an average rating of five stars, it "makes a great gift for your favorite mental health professional," according to one reviewer.

At nearly $100, the ornamental "deer rear" takes "the ancient and honorable tradition of 'use every part of the animal' to a whole new level," as one reviewer noted.

(Check out the video below for more of the weidest products Amazon has to offer.)

Apparently, the world's largest online retailer really does sell just about everything. With 16 departments, featuring everything from MP3s to clothing to groceries, it's no surprise that an online shopper would stumble upon the occasional runny nose soap dispenser, bacon air freshener, or horse head mask.

The last of these has actually been on Amazon's "Best Seller" list for a month, along with normal products such as a Canon PowerShot camera, Levi jeans, and, of course, the Kindle Fire.

A recent rumor suggested that Amazon may be on the cusp of opening physical retail locations in Seattle, Wash later this year. If an Amazon Store ever does open its doors, do you think it'll sell wolf urine?

Check out the video below to see other odd products you can find on Amazon, and let us know if you've ever stumbled upon anything strange on the site!

By the way, if you really do need wolf urine, you can find it on Amazon's "Home & Kitchen" page.

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Comments

[zingdaddy]

03:45 PM on 02/28/2012

http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=sr_1_1/103-5088104-3511819?ie=UTF8&s=miscellaneous&qid=1182176160&sr=1-1

Can you believe what they're charging for shipping? ;^)

[Torinir]

02:30 PM on 02/28/2012

Hey... the bacon air freshener actually sounds awesome.

[alan1985813]

03:53 AM on 02/21/2012

This is not the most weird things I have ever heard. The Chinese Medical company would take bear's bile as a medicine. Also, this company will on the Hong Kong Stock Exchange Market.

[RJR1957]

02:10 AM on 02/16/2012

will the dog treats work for me. love to eat my own poop.

[RJR1957]

02:02 AM on 02/16/2012

Will the dog treats stop me from eating my own poop

[Jstoke]

12:38 AM on 02/16/2012

Wolf Urine! Wolf Urine here! Tastes wonderful in OJ! Only $30!

[starshot49]

12:09 AM on 02/16/2012

they have a lot more weirder things than that (i would know)

[aphidavis]

10:35 PM on 02/15/2012

Exactly how does one get a wolfe to pee in a bottle?

[Xanadutu]

02:53 AM on 02/16/2012

Very, Very Carefully!!!!!

[laalaa123456789]

04:52 AM on 02/16/2012

and is the 32 ounce all in one sitting?

[aphidavis]

07:51 PM on 02/16/2012

Gosh, I hope not. lmao

[blahblahunicornx]

08:43 PM on 02/15/2012

'DeerS?' Really? *sigh*

[GOODDOC1]

02:57 AM on 02/16/2012

You can buy moose droppings here in Alaska.

[blahblahunicornx]

12:03 PM on 02/16/2012

Missed the point. Deer is plural for deer. There's no such thing as deerS.

[360Dunk]

08:20 PM on 02/15/2012

I bought a rocket propelled grenade on Amazon to protect myself from a potential Taliban takeover of California.

[hlnpayne]

07:55 PM on 02/15/2012

why on earth would any one want that

[LindaPeterJones]

07:53 PM on 02/15/2012

Shooting deer should be illegal. The male and females need each other and they have fawns to take care of. No one has a right to hurt them through killing their family's. Only men who feel like losers kill deer. Saying they need to be shot due to overpopulation is a lie to. Deers are harmless.sadly have other predators and are incredibly beautiful animals to look at. We could all learn something from their gentleness. Please don't hunt animals. Their hearts break to when their mate or offspring dies. And vegetarian animals NEVER WOULD hurt you like that.

[gardenmom]

08:08 PM on 02/15/2012

i like meat

[gardenmom]

08:11 PM on 02/15/2012

and only kill what my family can eat, game hunting is disturbing and immoral

[LindaPeterJones]

11:26 AM on 02/16/2012

So do gators. Hope one gets you.

[kemarie21]

08:36 PM on 02/15/2012

First off really? They have families to take care of? haha Yeah. Also deer are overpopulating areas. In my area there are so many that they are destroying everything. They are not harmless! Go try and pet one and see what happens. People are actually hurt by deer, mostly the idiots who think they are harmless. My family hunts deer and eats them and is helping nature by keeping the populatin down. Also they don't have mates. They mate once and they go to the next female and mate with them. lol not much of a difference between them and some of the humans out there.

[LindaPeterJones]

11:33 AM on 02/16/2012

You are such a liar. Deer don't hurt anyone and you just love to kill so you push the overpopulation BS. And yes the fawns do need both parents and the buck protects its mate and brings food to mates who just birthed. And they don't mate with other deers. They mate for life. You don;t need to eat deer either, with all the food out there in this country, you are just nothing less than cruel and selfish.

[bfliny]

07:13 PM on 02/15/2012

I would think people should be most concerned about the uranium!

[Lovenhugs]

07:01 PM on 02/15/2012

.............But wait.......if you order now you can get a second set free, just include separate shipping and handling.

[entwife74]

06:37 PM on 02/15/2012

Really? How board was the reporter who broke this story? I wonder if someone was caught shopping on Amazon on company time "Shopping? What? Me? No, I wasn't doing my personal shopping on company time, I am researching a new story...your gonna love it!"