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Mitt Romney Flip Flops, Just Like Todd

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Mitt Romney sure has flip-flopped on a lot of issues! Immigration, healthcare, tax cuts, his thoughts on Reagan. The list goes on.

But Mitt Romney certainly never said he was going to take you to Barbados for President's Day Weekend and choose instead to fly to some bluegrass concert in Seattle with his college roommate, who he doesn't even LIKE ANYMORE (you heard me, Ryan.) Because obviously seeing a bunch of dudes with banjos and sitting on a blanket is far more interesting than taking your girlfriend on the trip you promised her for like an entire year. Really! I'm serious, here! That sounds super fun, Todd!

I also wonder if Mitt Romney ever said he was "totally interested" in getting a cat with his girlfriend, or moving in together, or doing any number of things, and then not doing any of them at all!

Flip Flop City: Population Todd. And Mitt Romney. They should hang out since they're the only ones who live in that city. They'd be friends. They could put dogs on roofs and drive around all day and night, singing terrible 90s alternative rock out the window.

Take me to Flip Flop City!

A NOTE FROM HUFFPOST VALENTINE'S DAY EDITORS LINDSAY AND TODD, WHO BROKE UP THIS MORNING: We're not letting today's personal issues affect the quality content we bring you every Valentine's Day! Still, if you want to know exactly how Todd Lindsay messed up, we are keeping a liveblog.