HuffPost Valentine's Day UGH Endorses Newt Gingrich
We are at a crossroads in America. Either we can hang onto a president who clearly believes in love and long-lasting relationships and family values, who revels in those things, or we can reach to the moon (literally!) and elect a man who repeatedly punches love in its stupid, stupid face.
Newt Gingrich has been divorced a handful of times, left his cancer-stricken wife at an extremely inopportune time, and even requested an open marriage at one point, because he was too lazy to sign some papers. He represents the values of Huffpost Ugh to their fullest extent.
So let's make him president.
Not only that, but he's also a complete and utter hypocrite, just like Todd! Like in this video, where a kindly man asks Gingrich about his three marriages, and Gingrich praises the man for asking "probing questions" and says he has every right to inquire about his personal life because the American people deserve to know.
But then cut to a few months later when he's railing against CNN's John King for asking questions about his marriages! I mean, what a guy! What a hater of love. What a PRESIDENT.
Huffpost UGH loves it some Gingrich. Gingrich 4 Life. And while we're at it: Todd for Secretary Of People Who Suck.
A NOTE FROM HUFFPOST VALENTINE'S DAY EDITORS LINDSAY AND TODD, WHO BROKE UP THIS MORNING: We're not letting today's personal issues affect the quality content we bring you every Valentine's Day! Still, if you want to know exactly how Todd Lindsay messed up, we are keeping a liveblog.
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First Posted: 02/14/2012 7:41 am Updated: 02/14/2012 8:38 am