02/18/2012 08:52 am ET

Facebook Etiquette: 'Things I Really Wish I Could Write On Your Wall But Can't'

Although Facebook has dramatically changed the rules of social interactions, there are some things that are still not allowed. This includes writing certain comments on certain people’s walls. As much as I’d like to tell my crush how much I like him, that sort of thing has yet to be deemed socially acceptable (unfortunately). So, instead of writing these comments on my Facebook friends’ walls, I’m just going to post about it -- hopefully they don’t see this. Here’s what I would say if consequences and embarrassment didn’t exist…