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Cow Heart On Doorstep Mystery Solved By Portland Investigators (VIDEO)

The Huffington Post   First Posted: 02/21/2012 5:09 pm Updated: 02/21/2012 5:09 pm

Valentine's Day was a week ago, but a Portland man is still stunned by the heartfelt gift left on his doorstep: A cow's heart with a note reading, "You will always have my heart."

While butchers or taxidermists might consider it a sweet, if bizarre, way to show affection, Scott Fleming was simply freaked out the morning he found the box with the beefy heart on ice.

"We've been on edge the past couple of days," Fleming told KPTV.com after he first found the bovine blood-pumping organ. "I was worried that someone was outside watching me discover this, so I started testing my roommates and asking what I should do."

Fleming also called the police, who immediately began their investigation, starting with taking the heart into custody so a medical examiner could check it out and verify that it had belonged to a cow.

Investigating officer Sgt. Pete Simpson doesn't think Fleming was having a cow about the incident.

"I think anyone would be disturbed if you came out to your front porch and you found a heart on the porch," Simpson told KGW.com.

Simpson also said that leaving an animal heart somewhere isn't a crime, especially since no animal was found slaugetered "on the side of the road somewhere," but were following all leads to ensure the mysterious cow heart wasn't meant to be a threat."

The investigation took the better part of a week before the heart-dumping culprit, who gave her name as Sarah Johnson, revealed herself to Fleming and authorities with yet another package, this one containing a bouquet of flowers and a written apology.

"It was just sitting here with a note attached that said she was sorry for the mix up, and that she meant it for someone else, a friend apparently," Fleming told KPTV.com.

Apparently, Johnson meant to leave the package as a joke for her friend who lives around the corner from Fleming, but she got the address wrong.

Police say they are no longer looking into the incident and Fleming is glad the case of the mysterious cow heart is solved.

Still, he is still a little on edge.

"We've been so worried the past couple of days that we would come home to something else," he told repoters. "I hope the flowers are the end of it all. I guess was a nice gesture, but I hope its the end."

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rivahcat
You can't teach a dogma new tricks--D. Parker
04:37 PM on 02/29/2012
Sounds like voodoo to me!
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Tracee Collins
APATHY = COMPLICITY
11:32 AM on 02/28/2012
"It was just sitting here with a note attached that said she was sorry for the mix up, and that she meant it for someone else, a friend apparently," Fleming told KPTV.com.

Anyone thinking this chick is maybe a stalker? Sounds like she almost got caught, and came up with that lame-sounding excuse. I could be wrong, but that's what my intuition says...
12:23 PM on 02/26/2012
Could it be a misunderstanding of "Braveheart"?
jokes aside...this is sicker then when my dad sent a strawberry in an envelope to me aunt. it got lost in the mail unfortunately. By the time it arrived, it was formenting and looked like bunch of hairy stuff grown around it, unable to identify the strawberry. My aunt called the police because she thought someone sent her a dead mouse in an envelope. However, I'd have to reconsider the ms. that left the cow heart. I think she thought it a great idea to find out that it is a pretty sick thing. Bet she enjoys going to town now....
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pappyvet
My God, it's full of stars!
04:17 AM on 02/25/2012
No fries ?
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Bills Catz
Don't believe everything you think.
12:18 AM on 02/25/2012
Sorry folks, wasn't Maine -- notice the reporting station was a K designation? Will this show up in an episode of "Portlandia?" Seems like the gal is dead serious, really put a heart on the line...
09:46 PM on 02/24/2012
Put a hard on it.
09:46 PM on 02/24/2012
Put a heart on it.
09:08 AM on 02/24/2012
Saying how you feel with animal parts!! Perhaps I should send my ex a donkey...hmmm
goatboyslim
It's a good day to die,but I prefer to wait
04:32 PM on 02/23/2012
I always thought it was impressive when my cat would leave a mouse heart on my doorstep, but a cow? Just how big is this guy's pet, and shouldn't his neighbors be a little concerned?
11:58 PM on 02/22/2012
I think somebody took the horse scene from The Godfather a wee bit too far
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Gas-Bag
It's nice to be nice to the nice
11:16 PM on 02/22/2012
What a delightfully romantic thing to do :-/
07:18 PM on 02/22/2012
I thought for sure it would have been left by Sam, With The Showing Scalp flattop; particular about the point it made.
01:39 PM on 02/22/2012
Stupid is as Stupid does-or something like that
12:51 PM on 02/22/2012
I can understand a spleen, but a heart? That's disgusting.
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Gas-Bag
It's nice to be nice to the nice
11:17 PM on 02/22/2012
Lol !!!!
psandysdad
The older you get, the more excuses you have.
08:29 AM on 02/22/2012
I guess we're just supposed to know they mean 'Portland' as in 'Oregon'? Like there is no other 'Portland' anywhere in the US?

'Cause on first gloss I would have guessed this is something that might be common in certain Great Plains states. You know, the 'heartland'?

(Gotcha!)
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OregonDoug
Kilgore Trout Lives.
03:38 PM on 02/22/2012
I think it was Portland, Maine...or someone from Maine who moved to Portland, Oregon. Not that I'm biased.