GOP Candidates Describing Themselves In One Word: The Outtakes

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During the Arizona GOP debate, the four remaining candidates were asked to describe themselves in one word. Obviously with hard-hitting questions like that, shit is getting real and this election is about to blow up.

Here are the answers that were shown during the debate:

• Mitt Romney: "Resolute"
• Rick Santorum: "Courage"
• Ron Paul: "Consistent"
• Newt Gingrich: "Cheerful."

All solid answers, I guess. Unfortunately not as entertaining as the answers that didn't make the cut. For some reason, CNN did not broadcast the alternate takes the candidates gave. They're much more insightful than the answers actually televised.

Here are the ones CNN didn't show us..

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Comments

[BocaMom]

09:22 PM on 02/23/2012

Talk about a joke. CNN put on the worse debate last night! You think they might ask a question regarding the rising price of gasoline that's going over $4 a gallon? Or ask what they would do about the staggering rate of foreclosures and the horrific housing industry (which is crippling Arizona, the state of the debate)? Or what they would do to turn around the economy and get the 25 MILLION unemployed Americans back to work? Nope. All CNN cared about is asking about stupid social issues. Perhaps they should asked to describe CNN in one word. I would have said pathetic.

[jeanwny]

06:45 PM on 02/23/2012

Newt what was that, cheerful, looked more like smug and it makes one want to wipe that look off your face.

[LMPE]

06:33 PM on 02/23/2012

Funny or Die forgot the most important one for Santorum:

Frothy Mixture

[demisfine]

04:53 PM on 02/23/2012

All four could have been described with the same word:
Delusional, or even Loser.

[troyrobertdavid]

03:04 PM on 02/23/2012

The ones about Santorum are awesome.