Mitt Romney Makes Jokes Along Campaign Trail (VIDEO)

Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney has been full of forced laughter this primary season. As Rick Santorum closes in on his lead, Romney sometimes shows how real and funny he is by filling airtime with cheesy, awkward, inappropriate jokes--much to our enjoyment.

During the candidate’s introduction at the Arizona primary debate, Romney quoted Seinfeld’s George Costanza after the audience applauded him. In New Hampshire, he exclaimed “I guess I lost” after Jon Huntsman spoke Chinese mid-debate.

At a coffee shop in Florida, Romney joked to a group of unemployed locals that he too is unemployed--an unconventional way for a multi-millionaire to win votes.

Check out some of Romney’s gems in the video mashup above and let us know which one is the most hilariously awful.

Below, a slideshow looking back at some of Romney's awkward moments.

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• NASCAR Friends

  At the Daytona 500 race, Mitt Romney's <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/26/mitt-romney-nascar-team-owners_n_1303029.html" target="_hplink">attempt to connect with voters went awry</a> when he admitted that he didn't follow racing as closely as "some of the most ardent fans." "But I have some friends who are NASCAR team owners," he added. At the same event, he told a group of fans wearing plastic ponchos, "I like those fancy raincoats you bought. Really sprung for the big bucks." Romney later <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/01/mitt-romney-garbage-bag-rain-gear_n_1313499.html" target="_hplink">defended the comment</a>, saying, "Look, I have worn a garbage bag for rain gear myself."

• Loving The Height Of Michigan's Trees

  Romney campaigned through Michigan ahead of the state's GOP primary in March, <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/24/mitt-romney-michigan-trees_n_1299937.html" target="_hplink">frequently making mention</a> of its foliage. <blockquote>Mitt Romney's last few Michigan stump speeches have included an unusual plank -- his appreciation for the apparently perfect height of the state's trees. "I love this state," he told an audience Tuesday. "The trees are the right height." On Friday afternoon, Romney reprised the comment, saying, "This feels good, being back in Michigan. You know, the trees are the right height."</blockquote> Of course, those comments were just the latest examples of Romney professing his love for the Wolverine State's trees. For more, read the <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/24/mitt-romney-michigan-trees_n_1299937.html" target="_hplink">rest of the story</a>.

• Romney Likes Grits, Y'all

  At a March stump speech in Mississippi, Romney <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/09/mitt-romney-i-like-grits-learning-to-say-yall_n_1334935.html?ref=elections-2012" target="_hplink">explained to primary voters</a> that he had been making attempts to solidify his Southern credentials. <blockquote>Campaigning in Mississippi on Wednesday, Mitt Romney attempted to win over local voters by invoking a beloved regional delicacy. The former Massachusetts governor said during a speech in Pascagoula, Miss., that he is turning into an "unofficial Southerner." He also joked, "I'm learning to say 'y'all' and I like grits. Strange things are happening to me."</blockquote>

• Packzi Problems

  Romney tried to connect with a Michigan crowd by providing 35 dozen paczkis, Polish jelly doughnuts traditionally eaten on Fat Tuesday, with flavors including strawberry, rose-hip and prune. But as <em>The Washington Post</em> reports, <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/two-michigan-rallies-reveal-romney-santorum-flaws/2012/02/21/gIQA5Sz9ZR_print.html" target="_hplink">the gesture went awry</a>: <blockquote>The Comeback Kid walked out smiling, wearing a button-down shirt and jeans. And immediately messed something up. "By the way, how was the paczkis this morning? Yeah, yeah! That was very good," Romney said. His message: We are not so different, you and I. We have both just eaten the same food! But then Romney began talking about the powdered sugar on the paczki. There was no powdered sugar. The doughnuts were glazed and bare. "Reminded me of what's going on outside," Romney said, comparing the falling snow to a doughnut that people had not eaten. (Had he not really eaten one of the paczki, after all? Had Romney's campaign given the naked doughnuts to the crowd, while Romney was eating upgraded, sugar-dusted ones backstage?)</blockquote> Passing out baked goods is apparently something of a Romney hallmark, per this pool report of his <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/21/sc-primary-mitt-romney-ha_n_1220447.html" target="_hplink">foisting Panera on reporters</a> during a flight.

• A Couple Of Cadillacs

  Mitt Romney tried to woo voters in Michigan when he off-handedly listed the American cars he and his wife owned, but may have instead ended up painting himself as out of touch. "I like the fact that most of the cars I see are Detroit-made automobiles," Romney <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/24/mitt-romney-cadillac_n_1299740.html" target="_hplink">said during an economic policy address</a>. "I drive a Mustang and a Chevy pickup truck. Ann drives a couple of Cadillacs actually. I used to have a Dodge pickup truck, so I used to have all three covered." Ann Romney's SRXs, retail new for $35,485 to $54,525.

• $10,000 Bet

  During a December debate, Mitt Romney tried to make a point by challenging rival Rick Perry to a bet over the content of his book, "No Apology." "You've raised that before, Rick, and you're simply wrong," Romney <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/10/mitt-romneys-10000-bet-rick-perry_n_1141387.html" target="_hplink">said</a>. "Rick, I'll tell you what: 10,000 bucks?" He may have been right, but it was the dollar amount that raised eyebrows. $10,000 is <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/WestWingReport/status/145696946579972097" target="_hplink">three months' salary</a> for many Americans.

• Pink Slips

  During the New Hampshire primary, Mitt Romney <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/09/new-hampshire-primary-romney-rivals-final-appeals_n_1193570.html" target="_hplink">told an audience</a> at a campaign stop that he understood the fear of being fired, and that "there were a couple of times when I was worried I was going to get pink-slipped." Then-opponent Rick Perry mocked the statement, saying, "I have no doubt that Mitt Romney was worried about pink slips - whether he'd have enough of them to hand out."

• Oh, My Goodness!

  At a campaign stop this spring in Derry, New Hampshire, Mitt Romney pulled a gag that raised eyebrows. While posing for a photo with his arms around the waitresses at Mary Ann's Diner, Romney suddenly jumped forward, acting as if someone had pinched his hind quarters."Oh, my goodness gracious!" he exclaimed. The GOP presidential candidate later said he was "just teasing" and the gag is "kind of fun to do."

• Chrome For The Hollandaise

  During a Granite State visit, Mitt Romney stopped off at Blake's Restaurant in Manchester. On the way out he met with the diner's owner <a href="http://www.slate.com/blogs/weigel/2011/06/14/mitt_romney_vs_diners.html" target="_hplink">and cracked this egg</a>: <blockquote>I saw a young man over there with eggs benedict. He had the eggs benedict with a hollandaise sauce and the eggs, there. And I was going to suggest to you that you serve your eggs with hollandaise sauce and hubcaps. Because there's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise!</blockquote> <em>Get it!?</em> The owner laughed politely.

• Corporations Are People

  At an August rally in Iowa, Mitt Romney attempted to school a heckler by telling him that "corporations are people." "Corporations are people, my friend... of course they are," Romney said, <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/11/mitt-romney-heckled-iowa_n_924426.html" target="_hplink">answering a question about entitlement reform</a>. "Everything corporations earn ultimately goes to the people. Where do you think it goes? Whose pockets? Whose pockets? People's pockets. Human beings my friend."

• Know Each Other?

  Trying to make small talk with patrons at a New Hampshire diner, Romney asked a married couple sitting in a booth together, "You know each other?" Other Romney conversation nonstarters, <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/a-day-of-awkwardness-with-mitt-romney/2011/06/14/AGApq6UH_story.html" target="_hplink">via The <em>Washington Post</em></a>: <blockquote>To a man wearing a "Joe Gauci Landscaping" T-shirt: "You do some landscaping work?" To two older women who just came from the gym: "Are your knees, hips doing okay?" ... Romney seemed to be auditing one man: "What's happened to your financials the last couple of years?"</blockquote>

• 'I'm Also Unemployed'

  On the campaign trail in Florida, Romney and a small group of voters discussed unemployment and how to find a job in the struggling economy. The GOP presidential candidate worth more than $200 million chimed in, "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." The crowd laughed and asked if he was on LinkedIn. "I'm networking," Romney said, "I have my sight on a particular job."

• Who Let The Dogs Out?

  In the now-infamous video from Romney's 2008 presidential bid, Mitt is seen meeting with voters at a Martin Luther King Day parade in Florida. After nervously approaching a crowd of youngsters and awkwardly weaving his arm into the huddle, he randomly <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/01/22/mitt-romney-who-let-the-d_n_82486.html" target="_hplink">blurted out</a>, "Who let the dogs out? Whoo Whoo!" For the full effect, watch the YouTube video above.

• Anyone Over 100?

  At a town hall event at a senior center in New Hampshire, Mitt Romney asked the elderly audience if anyone was over 100 years old. The exchange, <a href="http://dailycaller.com/2011/08/25/romneys-awkward-senior-moment/" target="_hplink">via the Daily Caller</a>: <blockquote>"Anybody here over 100 years old?" Romney asked. Crickets. "Not yet, but we're getting there, right? We're on our way," continued Romney. "We're hopefully going to get there soon." "Well, not so soon. We hope to get there safe and sound."</blockquote>

• Airplane Scuffle With LMFAO Rapper

  In February 2010, Mitt Romney got into a <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/15/mitt-romney-threatened-on-plane_n_463322.html" target="_hplink">scuffle on an airplane</a> traveling back from the Winter Olympics in Vancouver. A Romney spokesman initially told reporters that a passenger became "physically violent" after Romney asked him to move his seat upright for takeoff. Rapper "Sky Blu from the group LMFAO later identified himself as the passenger, saying Romney loudly told him several times to straighten his seat. When Romney reached forward and grabbed Blu's shoulder, the rapper knocked Romney's hand away. <a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1632218/lmfaos-sky-blu-was-other-man-mitt-romneys-plane-fight.jhtml" target="_hplink">From MTV</a>: <blockquote>If Romney had asked nicely, Blu said he might have put his seat up, but since he was so rude ... Well, next thing you know, Blu said Romney reached out and put his hand on his shoulder and asked him again to put his seat up. </blockquote> <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/18/mitt-romneys-fight-with-a_n_468407.html" target="_hplink">Blu said</a>, "And I didn't take it any further than that. I just wanted the man not to touch me; that's it."

• Only $100s

  At a campaign stop in Colorado, Romney mingled with patrons at a Mexican joint in Denver. From <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/romney-sharpens-attack-on-dodd-frank-financial-regulations/2011/06/20/AGPbUwdH_story.html" target="_hplink"><em>The Washington Post</em></a>: <blockquote>At one table, a boy offered Romney a $1 bill that he had folded origami-style for good luck. The candidate happily accepted it, but then rifled through his wallet looking for money to give the boy in return. Romney had a $100 bill, but evidently did not want to give that away. An aide handed him a $1 bill, but Romney said that wasn't enough. Then, deep inside his leather billfold, Romney found a $5 bill. "We'll give you an Abraham Lincoln back," he said, handing it to the boy.</blockquote>

• A 'Product'

  Mingling with voters at a <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/mitt-romney-reaches-out-but-often-lacks-common-touch/2011/10/21/gIQAkUVc7L_story.html?hpid=z3" target="_hplink">campaign stop in Iowa</a>, Romney ordered a plate of fried chicken, corn and baked beans. While chatting with the market's owner, Romney, ever the business executive, curiously referred to the meal as a "product."

• Politicians Get Recognized

  <a href="http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0711/59002.html#ixzz1biat38lC" target="_hplink">Courtesy of Politico</a>, this video shows Romney trying his hand at comedy during a campaign stop in New Hampshire. Romney talks to the crowd about how his four years in politics compare to his 25 years in the private sector, and how politicians get recognized in public. <blockquote>I was in the Newark airport, flying to Boston, and I was reading my newspaper and I heard someone shriek and I looked up and she was pointing at me. She had on a cowboy hat, cowboy boots; she was a Chinese exchange student. I knew she wasn't Texan because she had her jeans tucked into her boots. She pointed at me and she said, 'You're John Kerry!" And I said, "I sure am."</blockquote> For the full act, and the audience non-response, check out the video above.

• Aloof Plane Flight

  Mitt Romney displayed some particularly aloof behavior when a passenger sitting next to him on a fight to Boston tried to strike up conversation, <em>The New York Times</em> reported Nov. 6. <a href="http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/11/06/in-flight-romney-is-aloof-with-fellow-passengers/" target="_hplink">From the <em>Times</em></a>: <blockquote>According to Ms. McClanahan, about an hour into the flight -- which Mr. Romney mostly spent reading <em>USA Today</em> and using an iPad while wearing headphones -- she told him her idea for improving the American health care system: slashing overhead costs by switching to an electronic billing system. "He looked at me blankly and said, 'I understand,' then put his iPad headphones in and kept reading," she said.</blockquote> When another passenger asked Romney for a restarauant recommendation in Boston, he told her "I can't give you any .. You'll have to ask someone else," according to the article.

• Perspired Heavily

  For 15 years Mitt Romney ran the private equity group Bain Capital. The successful financial company earned him millions. <a href="http://articles.latimes.com/2007/dec/16/nation/na-mittbain16" target="_hplink">An <em>Los Angeles Times</em> article</a> about Romney's career at Bain painted a picture of the businessman under strain. "In tense meetings, he sometimes perspired so heavily it became an office joke. Or he nervously flapped his tie and said, "Oooohhh, what do we do now?" former colleagues told the paper.

• The Decision

  When Romney entered the 2008 presidential race, he released a <a href="http://www.myspace.com/video/mittromney/the-decision/16602414" target="_hplink">13-minute video </a>of his family aimed at humanizing him. The video, titled "The Decision," went viral, but not for the reasons Romney wanted. The short film is narrated mostly by his wife Anne Romney, who comes across as charming, personable and engaging, while the rest of the scene gives off a cloying whiff of privilege, cloister and artificiality. Mitt sits down with his family to discuss the pros and cons of running for president, although Anne had already admitted that the decision had basically been made earlier, undermining the conceit of the filmed family gathering. Mitt, apparently unable to behave informally even with his family, whips out a white legal pad to take notes on his family's discussion. "Let me ask: How do you minimize the downsides?" the business executive asks his sons and daughters. Tagg Romney, who suggests he runs, has one warning for his pop: "The country may think of you as a laughing stock."

Comments

[L I Beral]

05:10 PM on 02/29/2012

Just more proof that comedy is a difficult artform. Cons are very not adept at it. Timing is everything and their timing is a few hours off.

[CKPS63]

03:04 PM on 02/29/2012

Far from showing Romney as "boring," this article summarizes perfectly Rmoney's penchant for being a goofy, tone-deaf airhead. My personal favorite has always been the hilarious "who let the dogs out" episode from 2008 -- IMHO, still one of the most truly clueless, cringe-inducing moments in recent political history.

[havana62]

02:57 PM on 02/29/2012

Romney is going to be a great political commentator once President Obama is re-elected.

[Sieggy]

02:54 PM on 02/29/2012

Conservatives are humor-impaired. For evidence, I point to the unbelievably bad "The Half-Hour News Hour", which was a conservative go at a 'Daily Show' copy. It's on YouTube . . . check it out, it's beyond bad. Think "comedy show produced by Ed Woods, Jr, only worse'.

[The ORF in Largo]

02:16 PM on 02/29/2012

Poor Myth doesn't understand the voters are laughing at him not with him. Money can buy a lot of
things but personality,integrity, humility and a sense of humor aren't among them

[michelesda]

02:09 PM on 02/29/2012

This guy must be a barrel o' laffs at the Thanksgiving dinner table. I'm surprised he didn't ask one of those waitresses to pull his finger.

[WindySailor]

02:03 PM on 02/29/2012

Romney, serving as a poll worker in a voting place: "Paper or plastic?"
Romney, greeting a couple walking through an airport: "Are you flying united?"
Romney, at a meeting of fellow 1%-ers: "I love being a minority."
Romney, appearing at a conference of the NAACP, shows up in black-face and sings "Mammy".

[Judy Rauch]

01:54 PM on 02/29/2012

Man is just plain boring no matter what he is talking about even joking its just yawn yawn time. Its most likely the way he was raised but life in that house be a real blast .I think the only people he can fire up is the GOP rich folks that like his idea that he is going to make sure they pay little to non taxes. You know this great idea that when I am Prez all the taxes disappear is cheap talk as if so then who is paying their wages? No money no payroll. He does not have a team that coaches well and it shows plus where are all the sane GOP members sure not backing Mitt. You would want to be a candiate in a party that says anyone buy you?

[sdesign]

01:54 PM on 02/29/2012

I've never seen a stand-up bucket of wall paper paste before.

[GeorgeP922]

01:43 PM on 02/29/2012

I dont get the Hollandaise joke.

any help here?

[Former Icon]

01:48 PM on 02/29/2012

It was just a Bearnaised lιe.
 
 
 
 
 
Thank you...thank you. Tell your friends, I'll be here all week.

[sdesign]

01:52 PM on 02/29/2012

I hate to do this, but I will.

"There's no place like home for the holidays" Get it? I know, I'm sorry. It's funny if you think of how stupid somebody must be to think it's funny.

[GeorgeP922]

02:28 PM on 02/29/2012

WOW, if he came up with that on the fly, he is not funny, but his brain seems to put things together.

[ReturnToYourBridge]

01:39 PM on 02/29/2012

Time for some tough_love, Beeeej. You're not funny. No one thinks you're funny. That's why you're a MLM distributor in Joizey and not a writer. It had to be said!

[sdesign]

01:39 PM on 02/29/2012

and then Romney woke up after falling and hitting his head on the side of the tub.

[ReturnToYourBridge]

01:02 PM on 02/29/2012

Beeeej, you sure are a charmer! I can't imagine why Mrs. Beeeej 86ed you. I bet the Stellas over in Elizabeth think you're a real catch!

[kimbanyc]

12:42 PM on 02/29/2012

"I purchased a gun when I was a young man. I've been a hunter pretty much all my life." (Romney's campaign later said he'd been hunting twice, once when he was 15, and once in 2006 at a Republican fundraiser

[Former Icon]

12:47 PM on 02/29/2012

Wιlltαrd, those little clay Frisbees don't count!

[marinemomof3]

12:48 PM on 02/29/2012

The "Varmint" hunter? HA ! HA ! HA !

xoxo
D~

[Former Icon]

12:58 PM on 02/29/2012

Mitt has fond memories of when he was just a country lad in the backwoods of the Hamptons, hunting the servants................

[kimbanyc]

01:15 PM on 02/29/2012

HIYA D

[queequag]

12:31 PM on 02/29/2012

It's not just that Mitt's 'jokes' aren't funny. Yes they're forced, unspontaneous, and lacking inf humor,
but they are not his is abundantly clear. At best, old Reader's Digest jokes from the '50's have more authenticity than his feeble attempts to be 'of the people'. Remember E.A. Robinson's poem--Richard Corey who 'had the common touch' but went home to commit suicide because he couldn't be himself?

[kimbanyc]

12:38 PM on 02/29/2012

You sit down with your attorneys and tell you what you have to do, but obviously the president of the United States has to do what's in the best interest of the United States against a potential threat." --on whether he would consult Congress about invading Iran

[Gary Crum]

12:23 PM on 02/29/2012

Mitt works very, very hard to be "one of the guys"....and fails very, very badly. Some guys can screw up even a very funny joke...Romney's one of them. Mitt wouldn't do real well at the Improv.
Clueless doesn't work real well when you're trying to wow the crowds.., Charisma is not Mitt's strong-point....in my kinder moments I feel sorry for the guy..I hate to see someone repeatedly make a fool of themself....Mitt, however, has spent his like being pampered by "lesser" beings and, apparently no one has told him he's not actually funny, just pathetic. The Mitt and Rick show is a sad commentary on the state of the GOP....maybe you folks should start shopping for a real candidate for 2016 and just let '12 quietly slide by...

[skepticalindenver]

01:27 PM on 02/29/2012

Name the last serious GOP contender that had an authentic sense of humor. McCain and the Bush's were about the same or worse. I think Reagan was the last one...and , well he was an actor.

[gurukalehuru]

01:36 PM on 02/29/2012

Bob Dole thought Bob Dole was funny, but Bob Dole wasn't, really. I think your comment is spot on.