When I discovered the still-in-its-infancy stage "Lucille and Mitt" on Tumblr last night, time stood still. The wind stopped blowing, the noise blaring out of my TV faded away, and I felt no anxiety or pain. It was perfect -- I knew it was perfect as my eyes gazed lovingly upon on -- and I was made perfect for that brief moment in time by mere virtue of seeing it through my eyes.
Actual Mitt Romney rich guy quotes -- quotes in which Mitt channels the Thurston Howell III side he's so desperately trying to suppress to make himself appear to be a man of the people to voters -- laid over Lucille Bluth sides from Arrested Development. Again, perfect. Just perfect. Enjoy.