What is Saint Patrick's Day, really? A time to dress up in green, tear the town apart, and make a fool of yourself? For many people, the answer is yes.
While searching for the best Saint Patrick's Day FAILS, we found an overwhelming number of green beer-drinkers making unfortunate decisions. From a collegiate girl trying to break a two-by-four to a drunk guy uncontrollably running headfirst into a tree, the Internet has more than enough documentation of this holiday's worst decisions.
We think the Bowling Green State guy has the least luck of the Irish, but we'll leave the decision of the best FAIL up to you. Watch above and comment below!
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Should I drink tonight?
Starting It Out Fancy
"Maybe I'll just drink a little."
Getting The Night Started
"Do not even think about touching my Smirnoff."
Starting To Get Tipsy
"Oh wow, that hit me fast."
"This is living."
Beer Is Bitter
"Ugh, you gotta do what you gotta do."
Just A Sip
"I'm saving some for later."
Let's Get Crazy
"I can do anything."
"I seriously love all of you guys."
"Look at my faces."
"Let's go crazy guys!"
Look At This Tennis Ball
"Guys, seriously. Look at this tennis ball."
I'm So Pumped
"Life is great!"
What Is This?
"Seriously, what is this? I love it."
Is The Room Spinning
"Guys seriously, is this room spinning?"
Just Kidding, Rallying
"Shots shots shots!"
"So everything is working out now."
I can't make it through.
"I can't do it anymore guys."
"Seriously, go on without me!"
I Can't Do It
"Why did you let me take eight shots? Why? Why?"
I Have To Get Some Stuff Done
"Guys, just go on without me. Seriously. I'm gonna send some thank-you cards. Don't even worry about me."
"No I couldn't have any more. No."
Hoarding The Booze
"Ok, just a little more."
Don't Help Me
"Don't Help, I can lift the bottle by myself."
"Where'd my bottle go?"
The Party Don't Stop
"Happy New Year!... Don't even talk to me."
Life Is Rough
"I should call her right? I should just call her!"
This Is Gonna Hurt Me
"This will hurt me more than it hurts you."
"I"m just done. I can't make it up the stairs."
"Just like one smoke. It's ok, I'm drunk. Don't stop me."
In The Streets
"This is getting embarrassing."
"I'll do what I want."
"No, I can't make it to my bed."
"If I close my eyes my head doesn't spin as much."
"No, you shut up."
"Oh man guys, let's never do that again."
"So when's the party tomorrow?"