Man, we thought it was embarrassing when you accidentally called your teacher "mom" in elementary school -- imagine how this kid must feel.

Posted by reddit user draftermath, this hilarious note was apparently given to a first-grade teacher as an explanation for his absence from class the following day.

While we're assuming the student meant to write they would be in Virginia, he or she instead announced they were visiting a certain south of the border female body part.

Students have been on a hilarious roll lately. Last week, a fourth grade student named Flint was so pleased with the local weatherman's visit to his school that he sent him a letter, claiming the weather man was cooler than "a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out [of] bacon riding a cyborg unicorn."

You just can't make this stuff up.


Check out more funny notes from kids in the slideshow below:

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  • Ouch, My Privets!

    The "Be a good boy" star takes the cake. (Via <a href="">Passive Aggressive Notes</a>)

  • Gwockomoly

    But big props for spelling "beautiful" correctly. (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">Stuff Kids Write</a>)

  • Not One Peace Of Baken

    Into healthy eating at a young age. (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">The Berry</a>)

  • Advice For Cain And Abel

    Different strokes for different folks, Larry. (Via <a href="">Guy Sports</a>)

  • Father's Day Thangs

    A lot of fun tangs. (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">Stuff Kids Write</a>)

  • Nice Going Chloe

    THANKS A LOT!!!!!!!! (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">The Berry</a>)

  • Sisters Get No Love

    As long as she loves her Grapma AND her Gradma. (Via <a href="">Passive Aggressive Notes</a>)

  • True Love

    More than anything in the world and as much as cake. (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">The Berry</a>)

  • Cutest Apology Note Ever?

    If only all criminals were this polite. (Via <a href="">CatBird NYC</a>)

  • Honesty Isn't Always The Best Policy

    But she makes up for it with 7 exclamations points. (Via <a href="">Passive Aggressive Notes</a>)

  • Big Mess

    Katie's mom's on her own for this one. (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">The Berry</a>)

  • At Least She Compliments Their Blowjob Skills

    Really it's the father, not Susan, who deserves a talking-to from the teacher. (Via <a href="">Fail Blog</a>)

  • No Burning Of The Feelings, Please

    It's kind of threatening, but then there are those pretty drawings. We're getting mixed signals. (Via <a href="">Passive Aggressive Notes</a>)

  • Marriage Proposal

    It should be this easy. (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">Stuff Kids Write</a>)

  • Nice Sign-Off

    Why, Luke? Why? (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">The Berry</a>)


    It's the holidays, give us a break! (Via <a href="">Tots And Crafts</a>)

  • Anything But Jennifer

    What-A-Cute-But-Strange-Letter! (Via <a href="">Kyle Hemingway</a>)

  • Good Teacher

    All the wonderful traits of a good teacher. (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">The Berry</a>)

  • Camp From Hell?

    We wouldn't call anyone with a rash on their P-nus a happy camper. (Via <a href="">BoingBoing</a>)

  • Reindeer Protection

    Be nice to your reindeer, Santa. (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">The Berry</a>)

  • A Letter To Obama

    Don't worry about Area 51, Obama. We'll take care of it! (Via <a href="">School Library Journal</a>)

  • Elbow Licking

    With a friend though. (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">Stuff Kids Write</a>)

  • Tooth Fairy

    Plees? (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">The Berry</a>)

  • A Detailed Escape Plan

    How polite of her to warn her parents! Somehow we think she didn't pull it off. (Via <a href="">Passive Aggressive Notes</a>)

  • The Boss

    Mom's the boss, kid. (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">Stuff Kids Write</a>)