Sometimes the psychometer just writes itself. Last week saw all kinds of erratic behavior, from Michael Bay taking a break from his war on filmmaking to take on the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle nation, to Geraldo Rivera blaming the death of a teenager on a fashion choice. All in all, it was certainly a week chock-full of absurdities and outrages.
Hover over the images for an explanation of why each one made the psychometer, and let us know if you agree.
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