We've never had the pleasure of dating Tim Tebow, but judging from the new backup quarterback's
boring tame first weekend on the town, we're guessing his courtship would consist of a Broadway show, followed by a nice comforting spaghetti.
Now that we've got that covered, the question is who can we expect to see linking arms with Tebow on such a romantic evening? The rumor mill, ripe with Tebow tidbits, seems to be pinning the player's leading lady on either songstress Taylor Swift or Dianna Agron, who plays Quinn on Fox's "Glee."
Apparently, the two blondes are friends and even checked out a screening of "The Hunger Games" over the weekend. Cute!
However, according to The New York Post, the fuzzy bond that is Swift and Agron may soon devolve into frenemy territory, as both have been invited to attend Tebow's annual golf tournament.
The April 14th Tim Tebow Foundation Charity Golf Tournament will take place in Florida with a motley crew of invited guests that include everyone from Ben Affleck to Fred Durst.
Perhaps we'll see an all out, the-boy-is-mine brawl on the golf course? Whatever happens, we can only sit on the sidelines and offer the following advice via Katy Perry's failed attempts at luring the devout evangelical Christian: Do not awkwardly dedicate a song on national television to Tebow. Avoid announcing your wishes to see Tebow's peacock.
If either Swift or Agron come out victorious, our advice via supermodel Gisele Bundchen's potty mouth meltdown after her husband Tom Brady lost the Super Bowl: Best if you probably keep your football opinions to yourself.
As for Tim Tebow's supposed nemesis and Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez, here's his reported beau and Sports Illustrated cover model Kate Upton below:
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