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Cost Of Laughing Index Shows Prices Rising For Humor Staples

Posted: 03/27/2012 5:06 pm

Rubber Chicken
The cost of rubber chickens has increased 8 percent in the last year, from $72 per dozen to $78, according to humor consultant Malcolm Kushner.

Gasoline isn't the only precious commodity that has increased in price in the last 12 months -- so have rubber chickens.

It's sad but true: The wholesale price for a dozen rubber chickens flew up from $72 to $78, an increase of a whopping 8 percent, according to Malcolm Kushner, a humor consultant who has been releasing his annual Cost Of Laughing Index every April 1 since 1987.

The Index tracks the prices of various humor indicators, such as comedy club tickets, Groucho glasses, the price of Mad magazine and, yes, rubber chickens.

This year is a low point for lowbrow humor because the current rubber chicken rate is the highest since Kushner began the Index.

"Not only has the price increased 8 percent since last year, but it's gone up 53 percent since 2009," Kushner told HuffPost. "When the Index began, the price was only $43.20 a dozen. If this keeps up, we'll have to put rubber chickens on the endangered species list."

Other laughable items that cost more than they did in 2010 include the price for writing a 30-minute sitcom script, which jumped from $16,424 to $16,752, and the price of a ticket to see improv comedy at Second City in Chicago, which has increased from $3 to $20.

But while your yucks cost more bucks than last year, there is some reason to smile: MAD magazine still costs $5.99 and the price of whoopie cushions stayed flat at $1.20 per dozen.

A price increase isn't fun whether it's for gas or guffaws, but Kushner says there are some mitigating circumstances -- at least where laughs are concerned.

"Because it's an election year, Americans will get free humor watching all the presidential candidates," Kushner said.

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Gasoline isn't the only precious commodity that has increased in price in the last 12 months -- so have rubber chickens. It's sad but true: The wholesale price for a dozen rubber chickens flew up f...
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04:23 PM on 03/29/2012
nothing is free but jesus!!!!!!
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Llib Noswad
aka: Bill, Conservative
09:26 AM on 03/29/2012
Maybe it's time for me to sell my rubber chicken collection on e-bay, I didn't pay anywhere near that for them.
04:22 PM on 03/29/2012
HAAAAHAAAAHAAA! LMAO
satyrday
If my micro-bio is way too long, will it be trunca
01:58 PM on 03/28/2012
Republican debates are still free. He needs to figure that into his calculations.
ironchefjay2
Good politician = one without a job
02:02 PM on 03/28/2012
Just as democrats lying is free to listen to as well.
satyrday
If my micro-bio is way too long, will it be trunca
02:04 PM on 03/28/2012
Just as lame people thinking they're funny by copying jokes, is free.
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Howie Sheinfeld
09:18 AM on 03/28/2012
Second City at $20.00 is still a bargain. But $5.99 for Mad Magazine? I used to pay a quarter for that.
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american-dolt
Divide and Conquer
09:44 AM on 03/28/2012
With the words "cheap" under the 25¢.
dgoose50
Proud Socialist
08:53 AM on 03/28/2012
My dog has a rubber turkey that she rides.....now That is funny.
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Sharkcellar
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY.
08:50 AM on 03/28/2012
You don't need a rubber chicken to get laughs, just dangle a rubber.
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SmotPoker
No more hurting people. Peace.
07:24 AM on 03/28/2012
Fart and d**k jokes are still cheap though...
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Crisdean Wulver
We've got our priorities screwed up.
08:19 AM on 03/28/2012
Yes! And eating beans is not only cheap, but provides many opportunities for spontaneous humor. It must be said, however, that there's a dark side to that kind of humor. Therefore, it's best practiced outdoors.

:-)

What a great idea! Have an outdoor farting contest! I recommend the combination of beans and cabbage, a volatile mix to say the least. Cucumbers would probably help too----with the seeds left in.
ironchefjay2
Good politician = one without a job
02:03 PM on 03/28/2012
They already have the contests you speak of in Japan.
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Crisdean Wulver
We've got our priorities screwed up.
08:20 AM on 03/28/2012
I thought you meant duck jokes.

:-D

I don't think d**k jokes, in general, are very funny.
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karen lyons kalmenson
i poem/paint, sometimes, i ain't
07:00 AM on 03/28/2012
my stuff is funny and there is no bill attached....hey wait a minute, THAT not funny;-D
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oldwolf49
Religion is a tool of the evil.
05:42 AM on 03/28/2012
I'm going to see Gabriel Iglesias in a couple of weeks, tickets were reasonable. I will laugh.
05:53 AM on 03/28/2012
I always find... a dose of HP in the morning with my coffee
is absolutely hilarious.

All the comedy one ever needs.

Good day, y'all.
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ILoveGreatDanes
If you can read this,my cloaking device is broken.
05:21 AM on 03/28/2012
Forget the rubber chickens. I want that adorable puppy!
04:56 AM on 03/28/2012
Laughter does'nt cost anything. And it's safer than drugs. Try it sometime =) See how easy that was?? Ha Ha
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AG creative
Ba Gawk!
10:17 AM on 03/28/2012
Party on dude
10:46 PM on 03/27/2012
We need to lobby the States' lawmakers to put a halt to the hunting of rubber chickens until we get their populations back up.
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Ladder 1
liberal=fair share with others money
06:03 PM on 03/27/2012
LOL Some people just have no idea what "petroleum based" means... It is clear Obama has no idea.

http://www.saveandconserve.com/2007/05/petroleum_based_products_a_long_list.html (including synthetic rubber for rubber chickens)

Keep up the good work Obama. You are only hurting the poor and working class...
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Artsnwords
In that awkward stage between birth & death
07:12 AM on 03/28/2012
I wondered how someone would work an Obama bash into this; now the right is blaming him for the cost of rubber chickens! Don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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Ladder 1
liberal=fair share with others money
03:37 PM on 03/28/2012
Pretty simple....Petroleum.
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GlassMask
Comedian/Curmudgeon
08:32 AM on 03/28/2012
Obama just isn't a funny president. The republican candidates have always had the edge in slapstick, irony, pathos, spoonerisms... We must face the fact that democrats are occasionally amusing, but republicans are always hilarious (as long as they're not in office, at which point they switch to Wagnerian/Shakespearean tragedy).
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Ladder 1
liberal=fair share with others money
03:36 PM on 03/28/2012
You can say that with a straight face knowing the poor and working class are being destroyed and the pump, grocery, and now rubber chickens.... Now thats funny! Denial Much?
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Tony Phillips
Grant Writer, Dissenter
05:51 PM on 03/27/2012
Our predecessors would find today's cost of laughing a sign of something gone terribly awry. Soupy Sales used to order rubber chickens by the gross and pay for them with petty cash. I remember my grandfather once gave me a five-spot to run down to the corner Giggle Stop for an eight-pack of whoopie cushions, a bulb horn and a fright wig and I came back with change! Those were good times.
11:58 PM on 03/27/2012
Your granddad sounds like a lot of fun. How nice to have such memories. There are no more giggle shops that I know of, but how I long for the days when we had 5 and dimes like Kresses and we could shop all day for knick knacks that we never knew we needed!

Viva la 50's! It was a wonderful time to live where I was growing up.
abbraxus
Parental Discretion Is Advised
08:08 AM on 03/28/2012
the 50's were a fun time; well except for that imminent threat of nuclear annihilation.