Let this video be a lesson to anyone who thinks hitting birds is acceptable.
A protective wild goose, who may very well have a nest nearby, draws the ire of a man who swats at it with a wadded up roll of paper.
This does not sit well with the goose, who goes bird-zerk on the guy's face. And how!
Both parties seem to come out unscathed and, in this judge's opinion, the goose is the victor. We think you'll agree.
It serves this guy right for picking a fight with a winged-warrior.