What would you do if you won the lottery? If you worked for Conan O'Brien, the answer is simple: Use it to buy a one-way ticket away from Conan O'Brien.
With the jackpot for Mega Millions skyrocketing to over $400 million, office workers across the country are pooling their money to buy tickets in hopes of winning the money and splitting it amongst themselves. And like any boss who desperately wants to relate to his or her staff, Conan wanted to know what his employees would do were their numbers called.
But the answer Conan got from his stage crew (who suspiciously resemble the writers of the show) was not exactly what he was looking for. Because they all involved either getting the hell away from Conan. Or worse.