JOKE: Jay Leno's Favorite Joke

03/29/2012 08:58 am ET

A man is in a hospital, and he’s hanging in traction. Every bone is broken. He’s bandaged from head to toe, looks like a mummy—except for one little opening near his left eye. Everything else is bandaged, except for this one little slit. Doctor walks in, looks him in the face and says, "I don’t like the look of that eye."

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