Can we get an "obviously?" The human formally known as Jessica Simpson was seen toting her huge pregnant body around at Fred Segal on Santa Monica Tuesday, where she reportedly said "I can't wear heels anymore... I tried but it was too hard. Wearing heels is a like a religion to me, so it's tough!"
US Magazine has the same source quoting Simpson comparing her baby to a heavy ball: "It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done."
Simpson says she gained 40 pounds during her pregnancy for her first child, with fiance Eric Johnson. In the meantime, the "Fashion Star" judge continues spewing out delightful one-liners, telling Jimmy Kimmel two weeks ago: "Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!"
Fear not, Jessica: If our math (and our eyes) is right, you're due to deliver that baby girl any second now.
Check out photos of other expecting celebrities:
Aguilera is reportedly expecting her second child, her first with fiance Matthew Rutler.
The actress is reportedly expecting her first baby with fiance, Romain Dauriac.
Kunis is reportedly expecting her first child with fiance Ashton Kutcher.
Actress <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/24/lake-bell-pregnant_n_5204684.html" target="_blank">Lake Bell is pregnant</a> with her first child with husband Scott Campbell.
"Girls" actress <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/07/gaby-hoffmann-pregnant_n_5466050.html" target="_blank">Gaby Hoffmann is expecting</a> her first child with cinematographer boyfriend Chris Dapkins.
Keibler is expecting her first child with new husband Jared Pobre.
Carson Daly and longtime love Siri Pinter are expecting their third child.
Snooki is expecting her second baby with fiance Jionni LaValle.
Milano is expecting her second child, a baby girl, with husband David Bulgari.
The actress is expecting her first child with husband James Heerdegen.
Bilson is reportedly expecting her first child with longtime boyfriend Hayden Christensen.
Bell is expecting her second child with Dax Shepard.
Kourtney Kardashian is <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/04/kourtney-kardashian-pregnant_n_5444993.html" target="_blank">pregnant with her third child</a> with partner Scott Disick.
Mendes is reportedly expecting her first child with boyfriend, Ryan Gosling. Hey girl, we know, <em>we know</em>.