Can we get an "obviously?" The human formally known as Jessica Simpson was seen toting her huge pregnant body around at Fred Segal on Santa Monica Tuesday, where she reportedly said "I can't wear heels anymore... I tried but it was too hard. Wearing heels is a like a religion to me, so it's tough!"
US Magazine has the same source quoting Simpson comparing her baby to a heavy ball: "It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done."
Simpson says she gained 40 pounds during her pregnancy for her first child, with fiance Eric Johnson. In the meantime, the "Fashion Star" judge continues spewing out delightful one-liners, telling Jimmy Kimmel two weeks ago: "Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!"
Fear not, Jessica: If our math (and our eyes) is right, you're due to deliver that baby girl any second now.
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Jessica announced that <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/25/jessica-simpson-pregnant-baby-maxwell-photo_n_2362558.html">she's expecting her second baby</a> on Christmas. She and fiance Eric Johnson have a seven-month-old daughter Maxwell.
The Duchess of Cambridge is <em>officially</em> expecting her first child with Prince William! The mom-to-be is <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/03/hyperemesis-gravidarum-kate-middleton-pregnant_n_2234099.html">suffering from Hyperemesis Gravidarium</a>, a rare maternity condition which brings on severe nausea, vomiting, weight loss, dehydration, lightheadedness and fainting.
The couple announced their baby news on Twitter Feb. 18, after weeks of speculation.
The actress is expecting her second child with husband Javier Bardem. The couple already has a 2-year-old son Leo.
The actress is <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/11/evan-rachel-wood-pregnant-jamie-bell_n_2456954.html">expecting a baby</a> with her new husband Jamie Bell.
Jessica Simpson's best friend Cacee Cobb and new husband Donald Faison are expecting their first child together. The couple of six years married in December in the backyard of Faison’s "Scrubs" co-star Zach Braff.
The actor and comedian and his model fiancée Megan Wollover are expecting their first child together early this summer.
Berry is expecting her first child -- a boy -- with fiance Olivier Martinez. She is already the proud mommy of 5-year-old daughter, Nahla.
Sigler and her brand new fiance Cutter Dykstra are expecting their first child together.
The couple announced that <a href="http://celebritybabies.people.com/2013/02/12/alec-baldwin-hilaria-baldwin-pregnant-expecting-baby/">they're expecting their first child</a> together. Alec already has a 17-year-old daughter, Ireland, with ex Kim Basinger.
The newlyweds are expecting their second child, Mario revealed. “I am the happiest father in the world," <a href="http://www.extratv.com/2013/02/19/mario-and-courtney-lopez-expecting-baby-no-2/">he told Extra</a>. "We cannot wait to welcome baby Lopez number two into our lives.”
The "Saved by the Bell" star and his wife Catriona McGinn are expecting their first child together this September. Gosselaar is already a dad to two kids -- son Michael, 9, and daughter Ava, 6 -- with ex-wife Lisa Ann Russell.
"The Killing" star and the "True Blood" actor are expecting twins in the spring of 2013.
The "Cougar Town" star is <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/10/busy-philipps-pregnant-cougar-town-star-expecting-second-child_n_2272754.html">expecting her second child</a> with husband Marc Silverstein.
According to Us Weekly, Heather Morris, 26, and longtime beau Taylor Hubbell are expecting their first child.
Trump and her husband Jared Kushner <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/11/ivanka-trump-pregnant-second_n_3060630.html?utm_hp_ref=celebrity" target="_blank">are expecting their second child</a> this fall.
Wright and her husband Eric Christian Olsen are expecting a baby boy in August, <a href="http://celebritybabies.people.com/2013/04/17/eric-christian-olsen-expecting-son/" target="_blank">People confirms</a>.
Vince Vaughn's wife <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/27/vince-vaughn-baby-actor-wife_n_3169237.html?utm_hp_ref=celebrity" target="_blank">is expecting the couple's second child</a> in August. The pair already has a daughter Locklyn.
The "Hart of Dixie" star is expecting her first child with husband Kyle Newman.
The "She's All That" star and her husband Daniel Gillies are expecting their first child this fall.
Monica is expecting her first child with husband Shannon Brown, but she's already mom to sons Rocko, who turns 8 later this month, and Romelo Montez, 5.
The actress is expecting her second child.
The "Client List" actress and her boyfriend, Brian Hallisay, are expecting a baby.
Winslet and her husband Ned Rocknroll are expecting their first child together.
The "Real Housewife" is expecting her third child with husband Kroy Biermann.
The "Arrow" star and his wife Cassandra Jean are expecting their first child together.