Can we get an "obviously?" The human formally known as Jessica Simpson was seen toting her huge pregnant body around at Fred Segal on Santa Monica Tuesday, where she reportedly said "I can't wear heels anymore... I tried but it was too hard. Wearing heels is a like a religion to me, so it's tough!"
US Magazine has the same source quoting Simpson comparing her baby to a heavy ball: "It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done."
Simpson says she gained 40 pounds during her pregnancy for her first child, with fiance Eric Johnson. In the meantime, the "Fashion Star" judge continues spewing out delightful one-liners, telling Jimmy Kimmel two weeks ago: "Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!"
Fear not, Jessica: If our math (and our eyes) is right, you're due to deliver that baby girl any second now.
Check out photos of other expecting celebrities:
Monica is expecting her first child with husband Shannon Brown, but she's already mom to sons Rocko, who turns 8 later this month, and Romelo Montez, 5.
The "Fifty Shades of Grey" star is expecting his first child with wife, Warner.
Winslet and her husband Ned Rocknroll are expecting their first child together.
The celebrity stylist is expecting her second child with husband Roger Berman in December.
Stefani is expecting her third child with Gavin Rossdale.
The "Arrow" star and his wife Cassandra Jean are expecting their first child together.
Kevin Jonas and his wife are expecting their first child.
The "American Pie" star and his wife of five years are expecting their first child.
The actress is expecting her first child with fiance Mark Webber.
The actress is expecting her first baby with boyfriend Jean-David Blanc.
The pair is <a href="Van Der Beek &" target="_blank">expecting their third child</a> this winter.
Blunt is <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/11/emily-blunt-john-krasinski-pregnant_n_3906064.html?utm_hp_ref=celebrity" target="_blank">expecting her first child </a>with husband John Krasinkski.
The "Bachelor" star is expecting her second child with husband Tye Strickland.
Wilde is expecting her first baby with fiance Jason Sudeikis.
Barrymore is expecting her second child with husband Will Kopelman.
Clarkson announced her pregnancy on Twitter Nov. 19, 2013. She's expecting her first child with husband Brandon Blackstock.
Goodwin and her fiance and "Once Upon A Time" co-star Josh Dallas are expecting their first child together.
Pataky and her husband Chris Hemsworth are expecting their second child, they announced Nov. 20, 2013.