04/03/2012 08:53 am ET

JOKE: "The Economy Is So Bad..."

The Top 11 Signs the Economy is Bad:

11. CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
10. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
9. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.
8. Hot Wheels and Matchbox car companies are trading higher than GM.
7. McDonalds is now selling the Quarter-Ouncer.
6. People in Beverly Hills have fired their nannies and are learning their children’s names.
5. The most highly-paid job is jury duty.
4. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, “Finish your food--do you know how many people are starving in America?”
3. Motel Six stopped leaving the lights on.
2. The Mafia is laying off judges.
1. If the bank returns your check marked as insufficient funds, you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.

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