It's here: the Charlize Theron sex tape you've been waiting for.
That, or its an April Fools' Day collaboration between the actress and Funny Or Die. Truthfully, we can't imagine being disappointed either way.
Last year for April Fools', FoD did a Rebecca Black site takeover, and this year it's all Theron. The premise of the gag is that the actress left her cell phone in the FoD offices and they did what any self-respecting site would do: hacked it and put all the revealing videos on their site.
Just as we suspected: Charlize Theron is into some pretty kinky stuff.
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