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Facebook Confessions: The Worst Of The Worst (SLIDESHOW)

Posted: 04/ 2/2012 11:41 am

Facebook Confessions

While most people are open and honest with friends, family and other close confidants, some bits of information just aren't meant to be shared with the world. Still, apparently some people just can't help themselves.

Happy Place has unearthed some of the most startling, gruesome and stomach-turning Facebook status updates ever, ranging from incredibly embarrassing or revealing to sometimes depressing confessions.

WARNING: Some language below may be inappropriate for some.

It's possible these posts are just examples of people trying to tell jokes, but being a bit too convincing. Or perhaps a "friend" noticed they were logged into Facebook and saw an opportunity to hijack their account. And while there are a few that are clearly simple spelling mistakes, some have the unmistakable stench of shameful truth.

It's worth pointing out that not all Facebook confessions have to be this terrible. Some, like one Facebook challenge that asked users to name their greatest fears and nightmares, can actually be somewhat cathartic.

Check out the slideshow below for some of the worst Facebook confessions:

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While most people are open and honest with friends, family and other close confidants, some bits of information just aren't meant to be shared with the world. Still, apparently some people just can't ...
While most people are open and honest with friends, family and other close confidants, some bits of information just aren't meant to be shared with the world. Still, apparently some people just can't ...
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oaoroho
09:20 AM on 04/04/2012
Wow, So I have only read the 1st so far and I feel as if I shouldn't continue due to the chance I may lose complete faith in humanity and end up moving to an isolated part of the forest and become a hermit.
Ok, the 2nd is pretty sad and I wish also to have not read it. Not something someone should put up for the public to see. I'm pro-choice and all, but this is not cool.
3rd.... LOL not much I need to say.
4th was kinda lame, but I could see some finding humor in it.
5th was just stupid and probable the account holders bitter cheated on ex.
6th ?
7th was awesome, love me some good ol racial humor.
8th was kinda creepy
9th ?
10th That has happened to me! Well not cop sex or nothing, just posted something completely by mistake on the wrong place. Maybe she was part of a sting!
The 6th and 9th ones where just lame in my opinion. I wonder who it was that had to take the time to find all these facebook posts! That would be a lame job.
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HUFFPOST SUPER USER
Litho-stone
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand
05:51 PM on 04/03/2012
MMMMMMM
Nipple Pickles....Vlassic.
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HUFFPOST SUPER USER
Ben Wilson
What's the story mourning Tories?
07:16 AM on 04/03/2012
That was a good laugh! The fb nutters do brighten my day, I have a few, including your typical fighting for custody father who on a daily basis proves why no child should go any where near him! one included "I'll stab da judge if I don't get my baby. my life my everything" His ex saw from a friends profile and commented back "took a pic and taking it to court" - He didn't get custody.
04:18 AM on 04/03/2012
MC NIPPLE PICKLES?
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Opus Fideo
Atheist. Social Democrat. Canadian.
06:31 PM on 04/03/2012
say it 5 times fast!
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AcaciaJules
20-something college student, majoring in history
02:37 AM on 04/03/2012
That first one was not only disgusting, but disturbing! That person needs serious mental help.
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Opus Fideo
Atheist. Social Democrat. Canadian.
06:32 PM on 04/03/2012
Y U NO LIKE McNIPPLE PICKLES?
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HUFFPOST SUPER USER
C Sparkman
Not your grandmother's unicorn
03:55 AM on 04/04/2012
No, anyone who eats food prepared by annonomous teenagers behind a wall, out of view, needs "mental help", as you put it. BTW, it was probably a joke. But enjoy that burger anyways....just sayin.
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Christine Mcinerney
11:16 PM on 04/02/2012
NEW employers ask for your FB name and password.Its not illegal if you give it to them,it could cause serious financial harm!!! I had to tell one of the younger girls on friends list to be careful.This is definetly not good!
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AcaciaJules
20-something college student, majoring in history
02:36 AM on 04/03/2012
It is against the terms of service on facebook, and they WILL file lawsuits. There are also laws being written, because it's simlar to demanding to open your mail, which is a federal offence.
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Killermolls44
The night is dark and full of terrors.
04:09 AM on 04/03/2012
That is true. Facebook has a rule not to give out your password.
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Opus Fideo
Atheist. Social Democrat. Canadian.
06:34 PM on 04/03/2012
wtf red flag. quit that job immediately
lofttypeofaview
I pledge allegiance to the poor!
12:46 AM on 04/04/2012
Most people financially can't.
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HUFFPOST SUPER USER
snakecharmer1340
10:18 PM on 04/02/2012
Sorry but the abortion one made me laugh.
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HUFFPOST SUPER USER
Killermolls44
The night is dark and full of terrors.
04:09 AM on 04/03/2012
Me too! Lol
10:08 PM on 04/02/2012
I have to say I'll never look at a McDouble the same again.
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C Sparkman
Not your grandmother's unicorn
03:57 AM on 04/04/2012
I'm ordering two the next time. Call me naive but I'd like to believe only hotties pull pranks like that.
08:00 AM on 04/04/2012
While it's true the use of the word lingerie made it sound like she's hot, it'd have to be a really sick hottie. Because it wasn't a prank, it was a fetish. >_
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fistofthejedi
08:43 PM on 04/02/2012
Man, that's disturbing.
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HUFFPOST SUPER USER
IfIonlyknew
Go ahead....Say something funny.
07:42 PM on 04/02/2012
I wonder how that would make a butter pickle taste.
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HUFFPOST SUPER USER
C Sparkman
Not your grandmother's unicorn
03:57 AM on 04/04/2012
Ironically, less salty.
06:31 PM on 04/02/2012
And here I thought I was bad for being naked and posting my sexual exploits on Facebook
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HUFFPOST SUPER USER
Goldie Treasure
Biracial.25.Sarcastic.Mod>Rep=Dem
06:13 PM on 04/02/2012
What in the heck is wrong with people?!
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C Sparkman
Not your grandmother's unicorn
03:58 AM on 04/04/2012
I know! People just don't recognize sarcasm!
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GrimReverb
The great white elephant is facing extinction.
05:49 PM on 04/02/2012
That pickle thing was just... I'm at a loss for words.
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Opus Fideo
Atheist. Social Democrat. Canadian.
06:35 PM on 04/03/2012
bonerific?
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Phillip Jp Perkins
one potato,two potato
05:39 PM on 04/02/2012
Another 3 minutes of my day wasted,why do I do it?
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HUFFPOST SUPER USER
frank day
Obama cares about all of U.S.
07:25 PM on 04/02/2012
because you have a lot of time to waste

get a job?
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C Sparkman
Not your grandmother's unicorn
04:01 AM on 04/04/2012
Jealous? Sucks, huh, realizing most of us won't even make it to retirement age. I'd rather be poor and lazy (and very self sufficient/no gov't help) than rich and dead.
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Rebecca Searles
Social Community Editor, Science/Green/Tech
02:26 PM on 04/02/2012
If this is any sort of cross-section of humanity it's more depressing than it is funny. But its still funny