Kate Upton DirecTV Ad Gets To The Really Cleavage-y Point (VIDEO)

Our thought journey through all 0:23 of Kate Upton's new DirecTV commercial:

1. Palm trees!

2. Hey, boobs!

3. Wait, that's it?

4. Seriously, that's the whole commercial.

5. Wtfffffff.

The Mirror reports that the ad was banned by some networks. (Although that's all the info they give, so take it with a huge grain of salt.) Either way, it's not like Kate hasn't blessed us with a cleavage-filled commercial before: Carl's Jr. and Zoo York, anyone?

(Via Jezebel)

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Comments

[iAREamerica]

04:50 PM on 04/04/2012

I don't know what that was, but suffice it to say I now have DirecTV. I wish she'd come over to my house in a bikini and tell me to quit smoking...

[Dede Eagleburger]

08:23 AM on 04/05/2012

LOL, you should call them and tell them their advertising works!!

[DennisTheMenance]

06:48 AM on 04/03/2012

Could add to the Commerical for a Porn for her? That's the Impression I got
I'll Tke A Eva Longoria anyday of the week and her On the WKnds..

[Jake Zimmerman]

04:33 AM on 04/03/2012

I see better than her just walking around the city. What's the big deal? NOTHING about her stands out.

[mi4]

01:29 AM on 04/03/2012

She is the worst cover ever. Here body is terrible for a SI cover. Big, wide waist, saggy breast at 19. She also looks really cheap like a call girl. Nothing smooking about this chick. She is on the 10 minute mark of her 15 minutes. Victoria Secrets will not be calling.

[CunningStunts]

11:20 PM on 04/02/2012

Mute the first five seconds; as long as she doesn't open her mouth she is quite enjoyable. Attractive, nice rack, dumb as a bag of hammers.

[Okey Umez]

12:02 AM on 04/03/2012

In light of a bag of hammers, i completely agree.

[Dede Eagleburger]

12:06 PM on 04/04/2012

LOL, they didn't like your post...maybe you said 'dumb' too much...

[Dede Eagleburger]

10:18 AM on 04/04/2012

okay, seriously you guys, why??

[CunningStunts]

10:30 AM on 04/04/2012

Why is she all those things? Why are you? What difference does it make? In both your cases, it's just an observation made over time.

[EastTraveler]

04:44 PM on 04/02/2012

I love women... She is smoking indeed....

[ptrgamb]

03:05 PM on 04/02/2012

I know we're supposed to be able to multitask, but it's tough to "watch" that and at the same time go get Direct TV, as she requests.

[Max Load]

03:02 PM on 04/02/2012

The message is clear.
Teats For Fame.
Plastic surgeons rejoice.

[dkr1995]

01:59 PM on 04/02/2012

I just spent the best 23 seconds of my life.

[wonderYrednow]

02:27 AM on 04/03/2012

Life is short, live long a prosper.

[stdbredfarms]

01:41 PM on 04/02/2012

Rick Santorum just had to try to procreate after watching that.

[wonderYrednow]

02:27 AM on 04/03/2012

THE SHEETS, THINK OF THE SHEETS !

[Trilby]

01:40 PM on 04/02/2012

So Direct TV is for men? They don't want my business? Well, ok then.

[Dede Eagleburger]

01:49 PM on 04/02/2012

don't hate on Kate! maybe they'll have an ad with a hunky man just for us (yes I am wishing out loud here :) )

[wakohnen]

02:08 PM on 04/02/2012

Sorry Dede, I don't do videos.....lol

[Bruckley]

01:17 PM on 04/02/2012

worst SI Swimsuit cover in recent memory. No waist to hip ratio, flat boobs, what were they thinking?

[stdbredfarms]

01:42 PM on 04/02/2012

There were some worse. Like when they had to wear 1 piece suits and flowered bathing caps.

[Superstar77777777]

02:11 PM on 04/02/2012

If you gave up cheap glasses & contacts, your eyesight will improve.

[Dede Eagleburger]

01:08 PM on 04/02/2012

LOL...banned, seriously??? LOL...

[Beka13]

12:39 PM on 04/02/2012

Havent most Gen X & Y, educated, intelligent guys moved past the Sex sells concept? Who is the market? The Boomer men?

[Bruckley]

01:17 PM on 04/02/2012

umm... men are men, no matter what generation. Sex always sells, always has, and always will.

[Michael Leinbach]

01:26 PM on 04/02/2012

for BOTH sexes that is

Dont think you women fool anyone.
I love the statistics that used to say men have more sex then women years ago..

WITH WHOM DO THEY THINK THE MEN ARE HAVING THIS MORE SEX?

And the one that says certain percentage of men Masturbate and a certain percent less of women have. DUH! its 100 percent on BOTH sides!
I find it hard to believe that a 12 or 13 year old girl touches herself and then says, " OH MY, That felt Good! I think I will NEVER do that Ever Again!"

Sorry but I just had to say that because I get so tired of the statistics because they lie.

[giselle elisabeth]

01:35 PM on 04/02/2012

but grown men looking at a 19 year old?? Creepy

[TheJadedJames]

01:49 PM on 04/02/2012

You can be evolved and still like boobies