Our thought journey through all 0:23 of Kate Upton's new DirecTV commercial:
1. Palm trees!
2. Hey, boobs!
3. Wait, that's it?
4. Seriously, that's the whole commercial.
The Mirror reports that the ad was banned by some networks. (Although that's all the info they give, so take it with a huge grain of salt.) Either way, it's not like Kate hasn't blessed us with a cleavage-filled commercial before: Carl's Jr. and Zoo York, anyone?
See more of Kate Upton's work below!
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