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Nicki Minaj 'Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded' Lyrics: 19 Laughable Lines From The Album

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Nicki Minaj's album, <em>Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded</em>, hits stores Tuesday.
Nicki Minaj's album, Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded, hits stores Tuesday.

Nicki Minaj's latest album, Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded, hits stores in the U.S. on Tuesday. To prepare our readers for the album (which is not getting the best reviews), HuffPost Entertainment listened to every single song in one sitting and wrote down the lines that stood out. (For a track-by-track preview, head over to The Boombox.)

Ahead, the 19 most laughable:

1. "I am the ultimate Svengali, you b-----s can't even spell that." - "Roman Holiday"

2. "Quack quack to a duck and a chicken too / Put the hyena in a freakin' zoo!" - "Roman Holiday"

3. "When I'm sitting with Anna, I'm really sitting with Anna / Ain't a metaphor punchline, I'm really sitting with Anna." - "Come on a Cone"

4. "My ice is so cold, it should come on a cone." - "Come on a Cone"

5. "If you weren't so ugly, I'd put my d--k in your face / (singing) D--k in your face, Put my d--k in your face, yeah." - "Come on a Cone"

6. "Hit up Hot Topic, Nicki Minaj hoodies / I'm a Brand bitch I'm a BRAND." - "I Am Your Leader"

7. "N----s move weight and sell but live in Hoboken," - "I Beez In the Trap"

8. "Superbowl; Grammys / What a hell of a jammie!" - "HOV Lane"

9. "It ain't your split game, it's your d--k game." - "Right by My Side"

10. "Starships were meant to fly." - "Starships"

11. "Hey, you, jump in this ride / It's real nice, and slippery inside." - "Whip It"

12. "Bring the bill, Ri-ri-ri-ri-ring the bill / Br-bri-bri-bri-bring the bill, Bri-bri-bring the bill" - "Automatic" (Ed. note: Dubstep!)

13. "I see you in here dancing / Your preview is quite romantic." - "Beautiful Sinner"

14. "I didn't know that bad could look so good / You are the type of bad that feels so good." - "Beautiful Sinner"

15. "Is this how Marilyn Monroe felt? (felt felt felt) / Must be how Marilyn Monroe felt (felt felt felt)" - "Marilyn Monroe" (Ed. note: Is this a Katy Perry song?).

16. "This is a sickening joke that you play with my emotions / And so I pray you burn in hell and you never find the ocean!" - "Fire Burns"

17. "Yes my name is Roman, last name is Zolanski / But no relation to Roman Polanski." - "Stupid Hoe"

18. "Ice my wrist-es then I piss on b-----s / You could suck my diznick, if you take these jizzes." - "Stupid Hoe"

19. "You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho / You a stupid ho, you a you a stupid ho." - "Stupid Hoe"

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