Mitt Romney Keeps Foot Out Of Mouth, Takes Another Step Toward Becoming Nominee

You know who's really happy about Mitt Romney's clean sweep of primaries in Maryland, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin?

This guy.

No oopsies to add to the soundboard tonight! Click through the panes below to hear some of Romney's greatest hits.

And for Romney's own surrogates and supporters, who often sound only mildly moved by their shallowest feelings of apathy and indifference toward their own candidate, a worry-free night.

A reminder of their own words about the man they kinda-sorta want to be president:

Comments

[Ladder49]

06:02 PM on 04/19/2012

At least he's not putting dog meat in his mouth like Barry !!!!

[Djay0252]

11:16 AM on 04/04/2012

Bishop Romney has small feet and a big mouth. He will get BOTH of them in there alot before the campaign comes to a close.

[chaapai]

10:09 AM on 04/04/2012

Mitt "I like to fire people" Romney: Campaign strategy by Etch-a-Sketch. Political speeches by Mad-Libs.

[Clevelandinwi]

09:57 AM on 04/04/2012

His 'silver foot' is firmly implanted behind his dentures. It cannot be removed. When someone has flip-flopped and lied and distorted as much as willard roMONEY has, he is finished as a credible and significant human being. Can you imagine someone like this dealing with the problems that go along with being the President of these United States? I can't.

[Waiting4Something]

09:53 AM on 04/04/2012

He'll say something really stupid within the next ten days (if not the next ten minutes). It may not be about shutting down a factory or hosing off a dog on top of the campaign bus, but at least he'll got to Philadelphia and order one of those Philly grilled cheese sandwiches.

[Oregonlib]

09:52 AM on 04/04/2012

I wonder if Newt is going to finally catch a clue, Paul won't, but no one expects him to. Newt is acting as a spoiler for Santorum, I wonder if Romney is paying him off? It doesn't matter of course: Obama 2012.

[tigerakabj]

09:38 AM on 04/04/2012

He didn't have to say anything. His action, embracing Paul Ryan's budget, says all that needs to be said. This move will prove to be more costly than any "gaffe" he has uttered thus far.

What's more, President Obama thundering opening speech yesterday made it clear that Romney will NOT be able to etcha sketch his past/present actions/statements away.

[shoegirl]

09:11 AM on 04/04/2012

Didn't we all know it was going to be him anyway. Wall street already decided for you repubs...

[Mort Adela]

09:05 AM on 04/04/2012

It is truly a sad state of affairs when your best candidate makes news by NOT saying something stupid.

[TFlint]

08:36 AM on 04/04/2012

Is he stiff yet?

[blueinannarbor]

09:55 AM on 04/04/2012

Yes, has been for 65 years. Mitt Smarmy is likely to become the first known person who actually be looser in a state of rigor mortis than he was while he was alive.

[Obviator]

08:31 AM on 04/04/2012

I shudder to think how often of him speaking aloud on foreign considering his affliction.

[ross nichols]

08:03 AM on 04/04/2012

Romney is a disaster-he is an embarrassment to see.Mark my words-he is in early senility.!!!!!

[Purple Possum]

08:01 AM on 04/04/2012

Mitt keeps foot out of mouth, know if he could keep his head out of his A** that would be a great day for Mitt.

[Obviator]

08:29 AM on 04/04/2012

Amen !

[prudencehall]

07:48 AM on 04/04/2012

I've never seen a more detestable candidate than Romney. Even his own party hates him.

[ross nichols]

08:03 AM on 04/04/2012

RIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pmoschetta]

08:25 AM on 04/04/2012

Out of 600,000 registered voters in DC, only 5000 came out to vote yesterday

P A T H E T I C

[starnorth]

09:31 AM on 04/04/2012

romney and santorum- why would any one vote?

[efell]

07:39 AM on 04/04/2012

Mitt kept his foot out of his mouth for one day in a row. Congrats.