Rose McGowan Looks Naked In This Black Jumpsuit Outfit (PHOTOS)

04/03/2012 06:14 pm ET | Updated Apr 03, 2012

Wardrobe malfunctions, we presume, are every celebrity's worst nightmare. (Just ask Janet Jackson.)

So we can't help but wonder why a celebrity -- in this case, Rose McGowan -- would step out in an outfit that looks like a pre-planned wardrobe malfunction. When we first glanced at these photos of Rose leaving her Paris hotel, we couldn't believe what (we thought) we saw: Rose is topless!

Then, upon closer examination: Rose's nipples have vanished!

And finally, after much scrutiny: Ohhhh. She's wearing a beige tee. With black suspenders. And a black cardigan on top.

Which means the "Charmed" star managed to garner all the attention of a wardrobe malfunction victim sans the crippling embarrassment. Well played, Rose. Well played.

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