A husband is reading his morning paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
"Hey!" the man shouts, "What was that for?!"
"I found a piece of paper in your coat pocket," the wife says, "and it had the name 'Betty Sue' written on it."
"Jeez, honey," the husband responds, "I can explain. Remember last week when I went to the track? Betty Sue was the name of the horse I went there to bet on."
The wife shrugs and walks away. Three days later, the husband is once again reading his newspaper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with the frying pan.
"What was that for!" the husband asks.
The wife says, "Your horse called."
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