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21 Hilarious How-To Books (PHOTOS)

The Huffington Post  |  Posted: 04/05/2012 8:44 am Updated: 05/08/2012 4:16 pm

Howto Books

Have you ever wondered how to re-use an old grave? Or how to live with crazy buttocks? Or how to knit with dog hair? Well luckily for you, there's a how-to book for all that and just about every other activity known to man.

There were tons to choose from, but we collected the 21 funniest and most bizarre how-to books the Internet had to offer. Are they all crazy or actually useful? Vote and let us know!

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  • The Manly Art Of Knitting

    There's just something so manly about knitting atop a horse. (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">Tumblr: justmako</a>)

  • Fancy Coffins

    Finally, a guide to building your dream coffin for your slowly decaying corpse! (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">Bored Panda</a>)

  • Living With Crazy Buttocks

    A look at how one can live with such insane buttocks. (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">Oddee</a>)

  • How To Date A White Woman

    This book has no doubt led to countless loving relationships. (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">Izismile</a>)

  • How To Good-Bye Depression

    If you constrict what? WHAT IS THIS BOOK ABOUT? (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">Robot Nine</a>)

  • The Chicken Whisperer's Guide To Keeping Chickens

    Someone out there is professionally known as "The Chicken Whisperer." Also, here's a picture of a chicken's butt if you were on the fence of about buying this. (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">Amazon</a>)

  • Identifying Wood

    Never wonder if something is wooden again! (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">Funny Book Covers</a>)

  • Drink As Much As You Want And Live Longer

    The sequel to the wildly popular "Eat And Smoke As Much As You Want And Live Forever." (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">Funny Book Covers</a>)

  • How To Avoid Huge Ships

    Insider knowledge from a real ship captain. (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">The Adventures Of Accordian Guy In The 21st Century</a>)

  • How To Sh*t In The Woods

    An educational book for this timeless artform. (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">Bored Panda</a>)

  • How To Beat Your Dad At Chess

    How conveniently specific. (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">Amazon</a>)

  • Pornogami

    A complete guide to erotically folded paper. (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">Izismile</a>)

  • How To Cook WIthout A Book

    Learn how to cook without the help of a cookbook in this easy-to-read cookbook! (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">Amazon</a>)

  • Knitting With Dog Hair

    The author raises a good point. Better you wear a sweater from the hair of a dog you know and love than from some random sheep. (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">Robot Nine</a>)

  • Microwave Recipes For One

    Quickly heat up a good meal and try to briefly forget about your crippling loneliness. (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">Amazon</a>)

  • Bombproof Your Horse

    Always make sure to bombproof your horses before letting them out. (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">Oddee</a>)

  • Make Your Own Sex Toys

    50 quick and easy DIY projects. (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">Izismile</a>)

  • How To Pay Zero Taxes

    Don't forget to check out the sequel: "How To Cope WIth An Extensive Audit" (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">Amazon</a>)

  • Reusing Old Graves

    We'd rather not know the details in this book. (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">Oddee</a>)

  • How To Write A How To Write Book

    This just blew our minds. (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">Amazon</a>)

  • It's Easy To Play Classical Themes

    WATCH OUT FOR BEETHOVEN, KID! (Via <a href="" target="_hplink">Bored Panda</a>)