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Posted: 04/05/12 10:38 AM ET  |  Updated: 04/05/12 10:49 AM ET

The 20 Craziest Rock-And-Roll Baby Names

Bob Dylan's Sara was a "radiant jewel" -- famously "easy to look at" but "hard to define." The Beatles had their "lovely Rita"; Toni Basil obsessed over "Mickey" (to the frustration of middle school dance chaperones everywhere).

"Names are more than a collection of Latin root words and their attributes," says Margaret Eby, in the introduction to her new book "Rock and Roll Baby Names". "They're affected by the people who wear them and particularly by the way they're used in movies, television, books, and most, importantly, in music." Indeed, from Aretha and Adele to Beyoncé, Bono and beyond, Eby's field guide to musical monikers delivers inspiration to any parent intent on boosting his or her kid's rock-and-roll bona fides.

The dictionary sweeps from the '50s (Gertie, Wanda and Bo) straight through to the 2000s (Willow, Miley and Akon). She includes jazz nicknames (think "Dizzy" and "Count") and "names that make you want to sing" (like Lady Gaga's "Alejandro") -- and then there are the "names not even rock can redeem" (if you've named your child Pirkle, Purvis, or Werly, you'll want to skip this part).

We asked Margaret to nominate the wildest names rock and rollers have chosen for their own kids over the years. From Pirate and Chudney to Dweezil and Jermajesty, take a look at the oddities -- and vote for your favorites! -- below.

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KORN's Jonathon Davis has a flair for bizarre name choices. Though his eldest son got away with the name Nathan, his youngest two children are named Pirate and Zeppelin, respectively. Those are pretty great names on the playground -- what third grader would cross a kid named "Pirate"? -- but may be problematic if either one of them wants to, say, become a lawyer. Pirate Davis, Esq.?
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Bob Dylan's Sara was a "radiant jewel" -- famously "easy to look at" but "hard to define." The Beatles had their "lovely Rita"; Toni Basil obsessed over "Mickey" (to the frustration of middle school d...
Bob Dylan's Sara was a "radiant jewel" -- famously "easy to look at" but "hard to define." The Beatles had their "lovely Rita"; Toni Basil obsessed over "Mickey" (to the frustration of middle school d...
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listgirl3
Always remember to tip your ninja.
02:47 PM on 04/17/2012
The only normal name in there was Gunner. What are these people naming - humans or puppies?
06:14 AM on 04/14/2012
Please note, about half of the performers on the list don't play rock or rock and roll music. So the premise of the artical is flawed by a writer who has no idea what they are talking about.
05:44 PM on 04/08/2012
I think if someone is going to name a kid using an off-the-beaten-path name, it should be as a middle name. That way, the kid has the option of a "normal" name.
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drjekyll38
04:07 PM on 04/08/2012
To be fair, "Speck" was the name of John Mellencamp's Grandfather, not that I know what it was short for. The Uh-Huh album is dedicated to his memory.
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Jennifer Malcom
Waiting for the revolution...
03:56 PM on 04/08/2012
Have they forgotten about Huckeberry James Paisley? His brother, at least, was named Jasper...something decent. I want more kids (won't have them), but I like Kalen, Kember, Rose and Kemmy as nicknames for Kenneth Allen (Alan), Ember Katherine Rose, and Emmerson Kaitlyn, or something like that...different names, but not off the wall, and the kids can choose whatever of those names they happen to like...
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ezeestreet
03:51 PM on 04/08/2012
These people don't play with a full deck.
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arakuzi
The worst blind is the one that refuses to see
03:37 PM on 04/08/2012
too much dope does that!
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jvinylman502
My dogs eat out of their own bowls,why don't you ?
04:23 PM on 04/08/2012
lol...how true that really is. fanned already
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Jennifer Malcom
Waiting for the revolution...
03:30 PM on 04/08/2012
Some of those names you have to wonder what the parents were smoking when they came up with those names, but others not so bad...Calico isn't that bad...you can call her Callie or Cali, and then Gunner and the rest of Nikki Six's kids don't sound so bad...but the rest? What drugs were they on, and will they share with the rest of us?
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jvinylman502
My dogs eat out of their own bowls,why don't you ?
04:25 PM on 04/08/2012
I went by the name Elmer Muckinfuss once. I was hiding at a hotel from a pshyco ex. lol
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Jennifer Malcom
Waiting for the revolution...
05:29 PM on 04/08/2012
LOL!
03:26 PM on 04/08/2012
Seems like an increase in regular parents using off the wall names for their kids too. I'd guess that they are competing with the celebrities they idol. Also naming kids after cities, states and nature is kinda sad River, Forest, Stone, Dakota, Dallas, Austin, Star, Sunshine etc.
Rubberfish
Who needs a stinkin' micro-bio
04:20 PM on 04/08/2012
There's really nothing odd about nature-inspired names. In fact, a lot of seemingly "normal'' names are inspired by nature, either directly or in translation. Nobody gets offended by flower names like Daisy, Rose, or Lily, "star" names like Aurora or Luna, or names derived from ancient Gods like Martin (Mars), June (Juno), Luna, Diana. Most names are simply a description of something, like Adam means "red", "man", and "earth". Most people would probably think it strange to name their son "boy made from red clay", but that's basically what they're calling their son if his name is Adam.
04:39 PM on 04/08/2012
Too each their own, but kids are cruel and naming a kid Luna can certainly make them the center of all kinds taunts. I just think parents should really think long and hard before selecting a lifetime name.
03:20 PM on 04/08/2012
And then they wonder why their kids are picked on in school with these wacko names. What a lousy thing to do to a kid
03:11 PM on 04/08/2012
When I was a kid, I read a book in which one of the characters was a Black kid named Wilkes Booth Lincoln. Now that's a name! Two more, twins, were named 'Postle Paul, and 'Pistle Peter.
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WillyBill7
03:09 PM on 04/08/2012
People who give their kids names that way, are s tupid.
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averagezoe
Don't breed or buy while homeless animals die!
03:06 PM on 04/08/2012
It's not just celebrities that hang these unspeakable monikers on their offspring. I get a chuckle out of every day black people who name their kids La'Quikkwaa, Quoshotaiawa, and my favorite (I got all these names from watching local news) - a little boy named De'Finest.
03:21 PM on 04/08/2012
How about Deniece & Denephew
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averagezoe
Don't breed or buy while homeless animals die!
03:45 PM on 04/08/2012
Those are de'vine!
03:03 PM on 04/08/2012
Dweezil sounds like a cross between dweeb and weasel, two very uncomplementary things to call somebody. Also, lots of Black girls, from Chistian parents, are named Aisha. Why would Christian parents name their daughter after the second wife of the Muslim prophet Mohammed? Some names might be "cute" for a little kid, but don't forget that it may not be for a teen or young adult.
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drjekyll38
04:08 PM on 04/08/2012
Who knows? I mean, the lead singer of Coldplay names his son "Moses", after a song he'd written. I hope they call him "Moe" for short!
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Brian Workman
03:02 PM on 04/08/2012
She ment to say Decaff, not Kecalf!!