WOMEN
04/10/2012 08:48 am ET

JOKE: Rita Rudner On Romance

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." —Rita Rudner

"Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?" —Rita Rudner

"When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his first name was Always." —Rita Rudner

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