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JOKE: Rita Rudner On Romance

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"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." —Rita Rudner

"Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?" —Rita Rudner

"When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his first name was Always." —Rita Rudner

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