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'Dear Easter Bunny' Letter Is Surprisingly Bossy (PHOTO)

Posted: 04/ 9/2012 10:46 am Updated: 04/ 9/2012 10:46 am

Easter 2012 may have come and gone, but there's at least one person who already gave the Easter Bunny some homework for next year.

This funny letter, either written by a surprisingly bossy child or an adult who thinks like one, asks -- no, demands -- that the Easter Bunny put a moratorium on jelly beans and Peeps ("no afence") because she hates them. She suggests the E.B. "right that down," because she's not just talking about this year -- she's talking about every year.

No. More. Jelly. Beans. Got it?

Via Epic Ponyz

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