Jennifer Lopez' Big Booty Ensures Her A Long Life

Having a big booty like Jennifer Lopez is actually an indicator of a long life, experts say.

Cracked.com:

Most "tips" for living longer are pretty obvious stuff: eat healthy, don't work too much, stay fit, go on lots of vacations, maybe don't be a popular rock musician aged 27.

It turns out that not only are some of these popular beliefs full of shit, but the real longevity indicators are things you probably wouldn't guess in a hundred years, even if you managed to live that long.

Like having a big booty like Jennifer Lopez?

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Comments

[Leilani lei]

05:52 PM on 04/14/2012

Just amazingly wide and huge. It's packaged well under that dress, but I question how it must look like underneath it all. I expect it doesn't look flattering.

[noentiende]

10:44 AM on 04/12/2012

Hillary Clinton as a centinarian (sp.)? Hillary in 2040!.....signed, Bill

[Janenotdoe]

08:27 AM on 04/12/2012

thrilled to learn I'll be a part of the next century

[agayoume]

01:56 AM on 04/12/2012

I am a man with big "tukas". Does that count???

[isisreptiles]

12:06 AM on 04/12/2012

If there is any truth to this, I'll live to be older than Methuselah.

[jona817]

11:17 PM on 04/11/2012

If this were true...my ex's butt would make her F'ing immortal and that would be my worse nightmare.

[altheschrod]

10:51 PM on 04/11/2012

Does that mean that Kim K. and Jennefer Love Hewitt can also expect long lives?

[anitaroosevelt]

11:39 PM on 04/11/2012

Not Kim K. , just JLH. Implants don't count. ;->

[SuZy0925]

07:08 PM on 04/12/2012

anita--you are another Cumberb*tch?

[kingofhearts1287]

09:10 PM on 04/11/2012

I was wondering why guys are attracted to a big round bum... I see because it's a health indicator, why though?

[mcomparetto]

07:13 PM on 04/11/2012

Finally, a reason to love my outstanding butt!

[ohslimgoody]

07:00 PM on 04/11/2012

I find that interesting alot of women of color have big butts I don't understand why Jen-No should get the credit for something that has been around for alot of women of color. (hence I'm jealous because I don't have one that size).....

[billnritahouse]

06:39 PM on 04/11/2012

She has a big booty? I hadn't noticed....

[normansan1]

06:03 PM on 04/11/2012

Her Big Fit Booty was opening doors for Jennifer Lopez. First they need someone with a big botty to can do Selena's ( who also had a big one ) so only for that roll she got her first 1M then when Jennifer came out with her first solo album back in 1999. Every guy want her when they saw her first music video from that album so I think fit big booties are good ;-)

[jpcrane61]

04:59 PM on 04/11/2012

I knew healthy "glutes",in proportion to your overall physique,had to be good for something.......thank you for this stroy!!!!!!