04/19/2012 09:13 am ET

JOKE: The Touchy-Feely Doctor

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor walked in and began examining the baby. Checking his weight, he seemed a little concerned, and asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

“Breast-fed,” the woman replied.
“Please strip down to your waist,” the doctor said.

She did. The doctor pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed manner.

Motioning for her to her to get dressed, the doctor said, “No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.”

“I know,” the woman said. “I'm his Grandma. But I'm glad I came!”

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