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Mohammad Ashan: Dumbest Terrorist Ever?

The Huffington Post  |  By Posted: 04/17/2012 5:23 pm Updated: 04/17/2012 5:49 pm

Mohammad Ashan
When Taliban official Mohammad Ashan saw there was a $100 reward on himself, he turned himself in hoping for the money. Instead, he was arrested.

If Osama bin Laden is remembered as the most dangerous terrorist ever, then Mohammad Ashan may be remembered as the dumbest.

Ashan, a mid-level Taliban commander in east Afghanistan, walked up to a police checkpoint last week, pointed to the wanted poster featuring his face, and asked for the $100 finder's fee noted on the poster, aaccording to Newser.

Ashan is suspected of plotting attacks on Afghan security forces, so the fact that he turned himself in shocked Specialist Matthew Baker.

"We asked him, 'Is this you?'" Baker told the Washington Post. "Mohammad Ashan answered with an incredible amount of enthusiasm, 'Yes, yes, that’s me! Can I get my award now?'"

It didn't work out as he expected: Instead of receiving the money, New York magazine reports that the soldiers arrested him instead.

Even worse, they are making him the butt of jokes, such as the official who called Ashan "the Taliban equivalent of the 'Home Alone' burglars,” while another simply told the Washington Post, "Clearly, this man is an imbecile."

Since it seemed improbable that a man could be as stupid as Ashan, officials took a biometric scan and were amazed to discover the man in custody was actually the alleged terrorist himself, Newser reported.

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If Osama bin Laden is remembered as the most dangerous terrorist ever, then Mohammad Ashan may be remembered as the dumbest. Ashan, a mid-level Taliban commander in east Afghanistan, walked up to a...
If Osama bin Laden is remembered as the most dangerous terrorist ever, then Mohammad Ashan may be remembered as the dumbest. Ashan, a mid-level Taliban commander in east Afghanistan, walked up to a...
 
 
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romano70
If conservatives were smart, they'd be liberals
09:17 AM on 04/20/2012
THESE are the people we are fighting for the last 10 years? I think this says more about us than about them
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armchairpickleback
"Truth is treason in the empire of lies" -Ron Paul
11:26 AM on 04/20/2012
x1 effing trillion.
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sadwitness
Haters have no effect on me. I'm idiot proof.
07:41 PM on 04/19/2012
Wow, funny and sad all at once- it HAS TO BE painful to be that dumb.
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Adam Arendale
Eye Wide Open
05:45 PM on 04/19/2012
why is the award only 100 dollars?
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sadwitness
Haters have no effect on me. I'm idiot proof.
07:43 PM on 04/19/2012
I'm guessing that $100 dollars is worth a great deal more in East Afghanistan than it is here.
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rav1267
Hare Krishna
03:38 PM on 04/19/2012
Stupid and funny, can't get any better than this.
10:32 AM on 04/19/2012
So they asked him "Is this you?". What kind of question is that if you have the 'WANTED' poster with his face on it? So what you are saying is, they do not know how to identify people on those 'WANTED' posters unless they turn themselves in. No wonder those posters are up for years and years. No one really look at them or look for these people.
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Pietro Sommavilla
10:26 AM on 04/19/2012
"walked up to a police checkpoint last week, pointed to the wanted poster featuring his face, and asked for the $100 finder's fee noted on the poster,"

This is what happens when you smoke too much opium..
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Anybodyseenthepopos
אני כלום בלעדיהם
10:10 AM on 04/19/2012
You still owe the guy 100 bucks.

He'll be able to buy toilet paper in jail for a very long time.
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environmentalista
Nature is divine. Worship it!
10:03 AM on 04/19/2012
He tried to blow up a car once but burned his mouth on the tail pipe!
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Adam Arendale
Eye Wide Open
05:43 PM on 04/19/2012
Awesome. F/F
09:56 AM on 04/19/2012
too funny
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david25luvit
Gulfport Mississippi
08:29 AM on 04/19/2012
I wouldn't be quite so quick to write him off as an idiot....there maybe a very good reason why he turned himself in... call me over cautious but I don't think he would have made a mid level Taliban commander if he was that stupid. But if I'm wrong that may suggest our enemy has lost its more intelligent leaders which would be good news indeed. I hope they keep him isolated from other Taliban prisoners. For example....a terrorist with a deadly virus or other micro weaponry could do a lot of damage if housed within the walls of a military complex.
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sadwitness
Haters have no effect on me. I'm idiot proof.
07:39 PM on 04/19/2012
over cautious ;-)
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david25luvit
Gulfport Mississippi
01:09 AM on 04/20/2012
After 9/11... I don't think anybody with half a brain takes anything for granted anymore. Perhaps in this case I am being "over cautious" but when it comes to terrorist wanting to inflict pain and suffering on the USA.... I don't think we should assume anything. Who ever imagine that our own domestic planes could be used to attack our country....and don't think for one second other countries like North Korea, Russia and Iran weren't watching... 9/11 was an ingenious plan. (and don't forget about Pearl Harbor). Let's hope we're ready for the next attack....
07:10 AM on 04/19/2012
Money has a strange effect on some people!
06:48 AM on 04/19/2012
I wonder where he gotz his edumacation? probilly rightz here in da USA.
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psandysdad
The older you get, the more excuses you have.
06:41 AM on 04/19/2012
Stupidity is a human universal. All nations, all cultures have individuals like this.
06:04 AM on 04/19/2012
I wonder if I'm the only one who, upon reading the headline, immediately thought of the Family Guy episode where the terrorist rides his bike into a building while shouting "Allahu Akbar!". lol.
04:03 AM on 04/19/2012
Wonder why that guy reminds me of gw bush?