On Tuesday night's episode of "Doomsday Preppers" (Tue., 9 p.m. ET on National Geographic) viewers met Mr. Wayne. He's a prepper intent on reviving the ancient practice of bartering should he survive an apocalypse.
Prepping for the worst led Wayne to start his own vineyard, producing the excellently named Wayne's World wine, which he intends to use instead of currency.
However, aware that man cannot live on wine alone, Wayne has also stockpiled some essential victuals. Dog food to be precise.
Chowing down on a can of the stuff, Wayne was feeling bullish. “People are gonna be begging for this stuff," he said. "They’re gonna say, ‘you gotta any more of that dog food?’ and I’m gonna say ‘no, I think I’m gonna keep it for myself.’”
Pick up more handy hints for surviving the apocalypse by watching "Doomsday Preppers," Tuesdays at 9 p.m. ET on National Geographic.
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