Tuesday night on "The Colbert Report," Stephen Colbert tackled a slew of familiar topics to HuffPost Food.
First, he discussed the controversy over Starbucks using bug extract in its drinks. "I'm all for making vegetarians eat a bug, but now I'm eating a bug," he exclaims.
Colbert then moves onto the monstrosity that is hot dog stuffed crust pizza. "Forget meat lovers pizza, this is meat stalkers pizza, and they've hidden the body in the crawl space," he says. "I've always been a huge fan of unexpected hot dogs." Colbert was dismayed that this pizza was only available in the U.K. though -- he suggests reclaiming the food by cramming hot dogs "into every available weiner-shaper food area." That means cannolis, bananas, yogurt, and a hot dog that is stuffed with a pizza, which is stuffed with a hot dog, which is stuffed with a pizza...
Finally, Colbert brings up all the stuff that is fed to chickens, which includes caffeine to keep them awake and Prozac to curb their anxiety. "I couldn't be happier," says Colbert, "I assume because my chicken contains a fair amount of Prozac."
Check out the clip below, and make sure to watch the ending, where Colbert breaks out his daily pill box with items like a Lipitor frittata.