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Ted Nugent Quote Diagrams

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Ted Nugent has a way with words. So much so that every time he opens his mouth the news cycle goes as crazy as he appears to be. Recently, the Nuge made headlines again for what many have interpreted as a threat against the president.

But instead of analyzing what his statements mean, we thought we'd take a look at the words themselves. Employing everything we don't really remember from our middle school grammar classes, here's our attempt at diagramming a few Nuge quotes. Much like dissecting a frog, we hope this exercise will be both educational and gross.

And if you are a sentence diagram expert, let us know how if we got anything wrong. Better yet, send us your own Nuge diagrams!

Quote #1:

"The war is coming to the streets of America..."

Quote #2:

“I am Rosa Parks with a Gibson guitar.”

Quote #3 (On Sarah Palin):

" She makes sense when she talks, she says all the right things, she’s sincere, she’s knowledgeable , she’s articulate, she’s damn good-looking, plus she kills moose."

Quote #4:

“Obama, he’s a piece of sh-t, and I told him to suck on my machine gun … Hey Hillary, you might want to ride one of these into the sunset, you worthless b—t … Any questions? Freeeeeeeeeeeedom!!!!!”

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