04/24/2012 04:20 pm ET Updated Oct 11, 2012

Anne V, Victoria's Secret Model, Tells Allure: 'My Dream Is To Have A Brazilian Ass' (PHOTOS)

Anne V is not happy with her posterior.

The 26-year-old swimsuit model, whose real last name is Vyalitsyna, has had a bit of a stressful year. She split from Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine, and she did another Sports Illustrated bikini shoot, which we assume is pretty taxing on the nerves.

But what also worries her? Anne V recently opened up to Allure about her supposed flat butt problemz.

It turns out Anne has a lot to say about her bottom half, and a LOT of ideas on how to make it better. Service-y? Here are just a few of her exhaustive butt soundbites:

  • "I'm really white and I've been a model for a really long time, so I self-tan. If you've never done it before, though, go to a professional. You don't want to experiment with this kind of thing the day you're going to the beach."
  • "The very small Brazilian bikini works best for me, because if I wear something that's got more coverage, the fabric is saggy and makes me look like I literally have no ass."
  • "Like every woman, my dream is to have a Brazilian ass. Maybe it's because I used to do track and field or it's just how my body is built, but with every exercise I do, it goes to my legs. My butt stays small."

Unfortunately, Anne's not alone as a model who snarks on her own body. Iman told the New York Daily News in 2009 that she "doesn't like [her] legs!" and that she wears pants all the time, and Lara Stone said last year that she feels "bloated" on the regs.

Ladies! You're beautiful. How about we all just embrace the butts we have, Brazilian or not?

Click over to Allure to read more.

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