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Pizza Hut's Crown Crust Pizza: 9 Fictional Foods We'd Rather Eat (VIDEO)

The Huffington Post  |  Posted: 04/25/2012 7:40 am

We all know that Pizza Hut isn't exactly a hub of healthy eating, but in case you haven't heard, Pizza Hut Middle East is really upping the ante with their new Crown Crust Carnival Pizzas. The pizza includes crusts made out of cheeseburgers and chicken strips, and it's topped with meat, vegetables and "special sauce." Yikes.

If the thought of all that cholesterol hasn't grossed you out enough, here are 9 fictional foods from the likes of "The Simpsons," "Arrested Development," "30 Rock," and "SNL" that we would rather eat than the Crown Crust Carnival Pizza. Bon appétit!

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  • Taco Town

    Pizza? Now that's what I call a taco.

  • Cheesy Blasters

    You take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza, you got Cheesy Blasters!

  • Homer's Moon Waffles

    Mmm...fattening.

  • Brownie Husband

    The perfect blend of rich fudge and emotional intimacy.

  • KCF Shredders

    SHREDDERS!

  • The Cornballer

    Watch out, it can get hot.

  • Almost Pizza

    The thing that's much like pizza, roughly speaking.

  • Subshack

    One Pecan Sugarloaf, please.

  • The Good Morning Burger

    Topped off with bacon, ham and a fried egg.

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