04/25/2012 05:15 pm ET Updated Jun 25, 2012

The 20 Worst TV Theme Songs Of All Time

A lot of sites will try to rank theme songs, but we do it differently here at WarmingGlow. We use a heady combination of legal intoxicants and MADE-UP SCIENCE? Over the weekend, I got together with a lab rat friend of mind and a couple of six packs, and over the course of a few hours, we developed a sophisticated algorithm for objectively determining how bad a television theme song is. By analyzing over 1000 theme songs based on the type of music, the notes, and it's pairing with the subject material of the show, we were able to narrow down the the list to the 20 worst.


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