04/25/2012 01:14 pm ET Updated Oct 11, 2012

Dear Victoria's Secret: Don't Become The Next Frederick's Of Hollywood

When I stepped into your store a few weeks ago to restock my basic intimates, I was bewildered. Everything from the ceilings to the panty drawers was ruched, ruffled, rhinestoned and in some dreadful cases, all three. Victoria's Secret, why? I'm pretty sure not all women want to dress up like a fluorescent pink cupcake to turn on their man. In fact, I don't think any men want that either.

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