Joseph Hannah Allegedly Impersonated Cop And Urinated In Kid's Hat

Joseph Hannah, 34, is accused of impersonating an officer in Albuquerque.

A man pretending to be an undercover police officer harassed a group of teenagers and pulled over women to flirt with them, according to a New Mexico sheriff, according to KRQE.

Joseph Hannah, 32, allegedly had flashing lights on top of his Mustang when he stopped near an Albuquerque front yard where four teenagers played ball last night.

One of the teens said that Hannah yelled that he could shoot them, according to KOB. While brandishing a gun, he demanded a hat belonging to Scot Ingle, 15, and then urinated in it.

"He showed me a badge and a gun so I bought it," Ingle told KRQE. "He's got the gun and he tells me to give me your hat, so you know I take it off and give it to him and he just pees on my hat."

Driving with the white lights flashing on top of his car, Hannah also pulled over a woman. He told her he was an undercover narcotics officer, according to KOB, and said she was good-looking. KRQE said he pulled over a second woman and hit on her too.

Deputies from the Bernalillo County Sheriff's Office caught Hannah, because his Mustang had the vanity license plate "PUNISHR."

He was charged with impersonating an officer and false imprisonment. Bond was set at $250,000, according to information on the sheriff's office website.

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Comments

[MeggaWhat]

11:12 PM on 07/01/2012

Thank god they caught him before he shot some teenage kid.
Like that Zimmerman guy did.

[dbrett480]

09:40 PM on 05/16/2012

If you are going to commit crimes, why do it with a personalized license plate?

[separatingwheatfromchaff]

05:29 PM on 05/04/2012

Typical cop,I wonder how they figured out he wasn't?

[thegriffinite]

03:37 AM on 04/30/2012

Put him on a sex offenders list for exposing himself to kids while urinating on there hat.

[maxout22]

11:40 AM on 04/28/2012

Could be worse I guess. He could have hit on the kids and peed on the woman.

[Clark Nova]

09:27 PM on 04/27/2012

There are real cops in Albuquerque that do the same and worse.

[badboyxyz]

07:54 PM on 04/27/2012

this guy is dumb enuff to be a real cop

[kerrywenrich]

11:58 AM on 04/27/2012

when you gotta go you gotta go

[acarioti]

10:11 AM on 04/27/2012

Right. So now what? Do we defy a real under-cover officer because we are unsure of their credibility?

[Johnny-on-the-spot]

12:32 PM on 04/27/2012

Dont pull over for mustang flashing white lights, as only police officers use red and blue for such use. We, as humans, have to be smarter than the fools of the world trying to separate us from our reasoning skills.

[OhioTim]

06:54 PM on 04/26/2012

Its Randy off of Trailer Park Boys!

[BabyFister]

12:27 PM on 04/27/2012

A thousand times yes... if only he was shirtless.

[thegriffinite]

03:38 AM on 04/30/2012

mustard tiger

[John Goddard]

05:56 PM on 04/26/2012

Hey, don't go too hard on this wanna-be cop. Probably from that Brewer clan. JAN CAN THANK HER LUCKY STARS, I WASN'T ON OBAMA'S SECURITY TEAM THE DAY SHE WAVED HER FINGER AT THE MAIN BOSS. but, back to this gentleman, they left out the part where he was showing the kid "T he Cat (if that's what they call it today) in the hat"

[Johnny-on-the-spot]

12:28 PM on 04/27/2012

Jan Brewer clan? Really? Politicizing a disturbed individuals mad rantings and insane behavior? Is that where we are at as a society? No wonder the world laughs at us and we are falling deeper into chaos! The guy needs to be Jailed and treated, in the hopes of one day being capable of living a semi-normal life, but no, instead lets blame another politician for one persons disregard for law and obvious lack of personal responsibility.

Good Job, Sport.

[ItsGettingWeird]

08:26 PM on 05/02/2012

Jan Brewer sukks anyway.

Just sayin'

[redwingirish]

10:30 PM on 05/24/2012

After 8 years of BUSHY-BOY and absolutley no prison time, maybe people figure "anything goes"!

[stayingsaneinthemadness]

05:40 PM on 04/26/2012

Peed in a kids hat in front of the kid? No charges for public urination and indecent exposure? Rack it up, he's a weirdo.

[CHUXKLES]

05:17 PM on 04/26/2012

Just ordered a set of lights for my Volt....yo Obie...you listening?

[missyinSoCal]

04:07 PM on 04/26/2012

Looks like a bloated Charlie Sheen.

[Forever Jung]

04:47 PM on 04/26/2012

You could have just said: "Charlie Sheen."

[rewith85man]

04:58 PM on 04/26/2012

He is not even half as good as Charlie Sheen.

Not winning at all.

[cgalaxia7]

10:48 PM on 04/28/2012

But he does have a point, it does look like a bloated Charlie Sheen. =X

[sabresk8ter]

04:04 PM on 04/26/2012

Ever see "Worlds' Dumbest Criminals"? - he's the star!