Testicle Squeezing In Street Fight Causes Man's Death

There are worse ways to die, but you probably don't want to think about them, especially if you're a guy.

A Chinese man was reportedly killed last week when a woman squeezed his testicles until he collapsed during a fight over a parking space.

An unidentified 41-year-old woman in China's Haiku City in the Hainan Province rode into town on her scooter to pick her child up from school. The woman tried to park in front of a local store, but the store owner, the 42-year-old victim, refused to allow it, China News 24 reported.

The resulting fight escalated, leading the woman to call her husband and brother, who in turn got into a more violent fist fight with the shopkeeper, according to the website. At some point in the fracas, the woman grabbed the man's testicles and squeezed them until he collapsed. He was taken to a hospital for treatment and later died.

Parking disputes can get ugly just about anywhere. On March 26, Louisiana resident Shawntay Brown, 19, was arrested for biting a 15-year-old's breast during a brawl in Monroe.

An affidavit in the case included a police officer's statement that the 15 year old "showed me the bite mark."

A video is said to show Brown running after the younger girl and biting her on a tender spot, the Smoking Gun reported.

Brown contends that the other girl bit her first.

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Comments

[jim1040]

08:57 PM on 04/26/2013

What a lucky man he is. I know he died but what a great way to go. Kudos to you sir.

[PeoplesforthePeople2024]

12:27 PM on 09/18/2012

squeeze first and ask questions last.

[Zeeshan Parvez]

10:01 PM on 09/09/2012

How did I get here?

[Ron Gentile]

10:17 PM on 05/12/2012

Not how I'd want to go. :(

[garumphul]

04:02 PM on 05/10/2012

Usually it's the testicle squeezer who comes off worse.

Wait... was that a double entendre?

[Kel1975]

01:02 AM on 05/05/2012

Oh balls!

[cimmereo]

07:18 PM on 05/04/2012

Where were the police when all this happened?

[Watersisland]

10:23 PM on 05/07/2012

"Chen-Lee....House of Do-nuts"

[Sacha Moufarrege]

08:01 PM on 09/27/2012

Police are always minutes away when seconds count. This is why it's important to carry a defensive weapon, such as a concealed handgun. Fights like this are over in no more than a couple minutes; you can't rely on the authorities to protect you in such a situation.

[phluf]

12:12 PM on 05/04/2012

If some woman would grab my nuts, the first thing I'd do, by impulse, would be to crush
her skull with whatever was available.

[modchen]

07:24 AM on 05/13/2012

you make it sound as if you have some.

[phluf]

05:24 PM on 05/20/2012

Probably twice the size of yours.

[phluf]

03:34 PM on 05/21/2012

As a matter of fact I do and probably so do you along with copiousfacial hair and a voice three octaves deeper than Tom Waits.

[Thomas A Allen]

02:12 AM on 09/13/2012

You wish, adrenaline is your only savior, and even that usually isn't enough. We are talking about a pain that is can reach up to 157 times the pain of birth depending on the intensity of the damage and the sensitivity of the individual. That's the equivalent of breaking 3200 bones or roughly 160 baby's at once. FYI birth pains vs testicular pain both vary in intensity but men win with competition no at all. If a person grabbed your nuts with the intentions of inflicting serious damage you would immediately go into shock, thats what your body does, it send the most intense pain signals any human can ever experience to your brain.

[phluf]

10:25 AM on 09/13/2012

Well. if a girl reaches for your nuts, and you have to assume that's the first thing she'd do because a woman isn't strong enough to overpower a  man, you'd haveto hit her in the head as hard as you couldand absolutely knock her cold.

[Latahteelatahtah]

02:55 PM on 05/02/2012

his streetfighting technique outlawed via the book of Leviticus ! Women in ancient Africa were really good at it

[geauxangel]

11:01 PM on 05/09/2012

This is real? How does this happen?

[Corpilot]

12:14 AM on 05/01/2012

I thought the "Kung Fu" grip was a myth....I see I was wrong.

[riojoanz]

11:04 AM on 04/30/2012

Weak spot!

[John Alastair]

08:10 AM on 05/01/2012

We know yours too: everywhere.

[riojoanz]

11:03 AM on 04/30/2012

A reminder to men: don't F with females. We know your week spot!

[The Angel Technician]

01:22 PM on 04/30/2012

I hate week spots.

[strangerallthetime]

05:24 PM on 04/30/2012

LOL. Thursday is mine.

[weekendpartier]

10:02 AM on 04/30/2012

I can't believe I wasted 5 minutes to read this!

[Jason Bullock]

04:26 AM on 04/30/2012

I'm willing to bet there wasn't a single man who read this, that DIDN'T cross their legs, cover thier junk and go "AHHHHH..."

[Sdaddy01]

09:00 PM on 04/29/2012

What a 'ballbuster'.